So you're watching porn...

[Queen Michael]

There were these three flyers for a website that advertised the new Dead Or Alive game. Every flyer had a picture of a girl from the series wearing skimpy clothing. One day they weren't in my bookshelf anymore. I can't figure out if my mom found them or not.

 

[Little Woodsman]

...And the unthinkable happens: the pope, the president and Julie Andrews walk into the room.

I come {AA-HEM} to the conclusion that I'm dreaming and try to dream those three away in favor of a catgirl, a satyress and a bellydancer.

Judge me if you want.

 

[Godhead]

Offer them a Kleenex, no reason in being rude.

 

[Johnny Impact]

I ask Julie Andrews what the hell she's doing in my home. Not the Pope or the President, because they have lunch with me all the time.

 

[sanquin]

Welcome to Obama's America? The church and state are literally watching you watch porn.

Glad I don't live in America.

 

[Relish in Chaos]

I would yell, ?I?M CHANGING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE? KNOCK NEXT TIME!?