So you've died...

[Shoggoth2588]

If I can't be compressed into a diamond then I want my corpse used for art. There are people who do that sort of thing you know. I don't really want a headstone though, I'm not having kids and I've lost/broken contact with a lot of my family. I'd rather be remembered either as art or, forgotten but known as an awesome piece of bling.

 

[RandomNumber]

I would want a relatively small funeral, and to leave a book of all the stuff I always wanted to write, but never got around to for my brother to finish. As long as I leave some sort of contribution to the world, I'm never truly dead.

Also, I'd want the earth on top of my grave to be salted, so nothing could ever grow there, just to freak people out. And I would want some sort of symbol on my tombstone, for the same reason. Other than that, I don't really care what it says.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I've already told people I want a casual funeral in jeans and a t shirt. And so people have to dress up like that.

its a funeral, its already an uncomfortable event, theres no need to come dresses up, especially for me.

 

[karloss01]

I don't really care, maybe to young to be thinking of my funeral (22) but whatever they do with my body its either to be treated with respect or a major componant of a big prank.

 

[OctoH]

Cremation, and a spreading of my ashes back in my homeland. I do not honestly know what would be used for my funeral music, but I think District 78 and Machine Vandals should do a collaboration on it.

Since I do not get a headstone (religious thing), words need to be said at the funeral: "This is for Joker, hero of the 108. Some of you assholes still owe him money."

 

[The_Amazing_G]

I would want to have a parade of starving orphans celebrate by eating my body.

 

[pope_of_larry]

i'd like to be remembered as the only man to be able to die twice.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

V's from V for Vendetta.
because quite frankly, if you'll excuse my french, fuck parliament.

i'f like to be remembered as the only man to be able to die twice.

my geography teacher has technically been dead three times.

 

[RedDeadFred]

I had a different answer but OP mentioned being launched into space and that is just too awesome to pass up.

 

[The-Epicly-Named-Man]

Shallow grave. After a lifetime of eating, I think it's fair I give something back.

 

[Pandabearparade]

I want my corpse hanged from a tree.

Sadly, I don't think the health code allows that.

 

[ultimateownage]

Government takes all of my useful organs. Disposes of what's left. There, done.

 

[Kargathia]

If I'd have died recently, do you really think I'd be hanging around on an internet forum when there are so many people yet unhaunted?

 

[XDravond]

Burnt playing some nice music and a stone that says
"Stop reading and play me some music and give me a strong drink, it's hot down here"

 

[Milli]

"Here lies Milli and it doesn't fucking matter."

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

I shall be crimated and dumped into the wind, and for music I shall have cheer up by reel big fish playing at my funeral.

good choice of music.

 

[Rune342]

First, I'm an organ donor so all my important bits will be taken out for that. Then I'd like to be cremated, with the ashes mixed with some jewelry. That way I could still be close to my family, even after death.

 

[BrionJames]

I'd be cremated preferably and then all my friends and family would have a party about me passing on to the next world. One of the coolest things I've ever seen written on a gravestone was a picture of a old west gunfighters headstone which was "Here lies (don't remember the name), He never killed anyone that didn't need killin'"

 

[ultimateownage]

V's from V for Vendetta.
because quite frankly, if you'll excuse my french, fuck parliament.

I hope you're being really sarcastic, because you pretty sure you just misunderstood the entire moral ambiguity that graphic novel spent it's entire length setting up.
Guess what? Without a government, there is anarchy. With anarchy, all that can happen is the eventual tipping of the scales into the favour of someone. You can't have everyone balanced in one state of power forever, eventually someone comes out on top. Then it's just a Tyrannical Society, instead of a Totalitarian one.

Not to mention it'd just be the 7/7 bombings again. Been there, done that.

 

[KingofallCosmos]

I'd get stuffed. I promised my ex girl.