So you've died...

[Generalissimo]

for the funeral, play lux aeterna and bury me in a tomb with a statue of me standing in this pose: http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRPVJYX8cSxPRRVyC8F9E-IHdmZC-qAuHNLzdLdFWNKj13XgrF-EA

with an inscription reading:

outnumbered but never out classed!
when his time came to split, he did it in style.

 

[Akibo15]

Me, I'd have to go with a jazz funeral. I've always found the idea interesting. Having a band slowly walk my coffin to it's final resting place, playing slow and somber music the whole way. Than say your final goodbyes, cut my body loose and celebrate my kick ass legacy in style.

 

[Fulbert]

If I died, I'd lie very-very still so that everyone thinks I'm dead.

 

[Yomandude]

Good old Christian funeral, nothing major.
Well, that was easy. Good thing I won't die until after I become rich and successful ;P

 

[dickywebster]

Having some kinda mental puzzle/paradox on my gravestone would be nice, just so i can mess with people from beyond the grave.
Hmmm, maybe i should be working on that now.

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

Bury me on a wild hillside in Cork during a storm, blasting out Machine Head's Descend the Shades of Night. Yeah. Epic.

 

[Not G. Ivingname]

Thrown in a ditch without pants.

 

[Gitty101]

I want to be put in my very own pyramid and frozen for eternity in a block of ice. My funeral would take place withing the burial chamber, with the Darkness playing at full blast... Permission to land being the album.

 

[The Funslinger]

I have this dramatic mental image of either being given a viking funeral, or having a grave on a hilltop, and all the people I've helped in the world come and mourn me. However, as touching and beautiful as that'd be, it's vain and incredibly unlikely. So I'll settle for being lowered into my grave to the Looney Tunes theme and have my Eulogy done by a Porky Pig impressionist ending with "th-th-th-that's all, folks!"

Also, where's the guy who has it in his will to have his ashes scattered into the eyes of bigots? Get in here, you awesome bastard!

 

[The Eyeball Moose]

I want to write an autobiography or get someone to write a biography about me, even if I don't end up becoming someone worthy of having a biography written about, so at least I'll be remembered longer than most.

I want my legendary comic character, Poop Bob, on my gravestone.

 

[The Funslinger]

I would have myself cremated, and my ashes would be injected into the bloodstream of an infant.

Is this part of some creepy scheme to (possibly metaphorically) be reborn?

 

[Polyoctopus]

I would have my body thrown in a volcano and have them carve my name in on the side.

 

[Latinidiot]

I want a Viking funeral, and everyone will listen to God is an Astronaut as I float away towards the setting sun on the horizon.

All is violent all is bright would be a solid choice.


I myself, would like to be cremated in the forests. With my first guitar. I will have to pick a song that will be played.

 

[retyopy]

I want to be tied to a test nuke and blown up.

Not joking.

 

[James Crook]

I want to be rebuilt with cybernetics and prostheses à la Mass Effect/Deus Ex.
Why? because I want to feel like a total badass.

And if that don't work, I want to be buried in space.

 

[revjor]

donate me to science and donate my money to a party that doesn't end until the money runs out.

 

[Rochnan]

Well, I like to be remembered for my life, not my death, so I'd like it to be a happy burial.
Maybe throw a big barbecue, 'cause I like that.
Just be careful you're keeping the meat on the right fire (or else you'd really carry a little bit of me within you).

 

[nukethetuna]

My friend used to joke that he'd kill himself by tying piano wire around his neck, and super gluing his hands to his head. Then he'd bungee jump off the Empire State Building, tied in such a way that his dead body would be holding his decapitated head as it bounced up and down.

Me? I'd like my body to never be found. That way no one would know if I was really dead or not. Even better if I die in a spooky urban legend kind of way, and kids come around on Halloween hoping to see my ghost.

 

[Harveypot]

I want a funeral in which everyone wears nice clothes not black suits and ties or any shit like that. They have to have fun, eat cake and change my Facebook status to 'is dead'. Also, you can harvest whatever you want from my body. It's not like I need it, is it?

 

[Deadlock Radium]

I won't die. I'd simply resurrect, Nathan style!

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