"Soap" MacTavish Undergoes Facial Reconstructive Surgery

[Amnestic]

She naked from the waist down?

Edit: Actually that'd explain her expression. Mild amused befuzzlement.

...No.
Otherwise I wouldn't have said it looks better.

Use your noodle.
I gave it to you for a reason.

Those aren't noodles, they're pasta. Elbow pasta, apparently.

I dunno, the juxtaposition of a naked bottom to a clothed top half going against societal norm, as well as basic appreciation of the female human form...you could make an artsy fartsy excuse for it.

 

[CaptainCrunch]

Spoiler: MEGA QUOTE STACK!

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvu

(Pronounce it for maximum effect.)

'Bweeeeee'

Something like that. xD

Pooooeeeepppp...!

B'dEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

bwwWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Probably "pcuwwwww" once their turned on *giggles*

Kacheeeeeeeeeew. Pichiiiiiew. Dun dun dun dunna dunna DUNNA dunna dun dun dun dunna DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA... ki ki ki... ki ki ki...

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEzp

mDZEEuuwwwww....*hum*

PEEEEEEEeeeeeewwww...

Thank you for participating in this Amnestic Science Experiment, you crazy, crazy bastards <3

I'm partial to "t'weeeee"

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Is that you in your avatar? You look like a huge tool.

No, it's a girl I know, and I think she's quite cute.

Oh yeah, I see it now!

But at first glance, you do have to admit she looks kind of like a guy. It's mostly the hair, though. No offense or anything.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Oh yeah, I see it now!

But at first glance, you do have to admit she looks kind of like a guy. It's mostly the hair, though. No offense or anything.

I do and I'm not.
She does have a sort of boyish look to her.

Which I think just makes her even more adorable.
Each their own, et cetera.

Well, she does have those big doe eyes going for her.

 

[ucciolord1]

Here's hoping to a speedy recovery.

 

[theultimateend]

And NOWWWWWWW, we have the "Make Jordan Look Even CREEPIER" Contest. Sponsored by ME! Whip out your GIMP or Photoshop and get to work!

I wish this was the first time someone asked me to whip out my GIMP.

At least this time it wasn't a camp counselor.

 

[Poomanchu745]

So Activision sent out plastic heads that were broken? Where is their quality assurance? O wait, it would have cost money to replace all those broken heads so instead they just said "fuck you customers" and sent them out anyways to save more money, because Bobby Kotick aint rich enough! MONEYYYYYYYYYY! MUST GET MORE MONEY!

 

[duchaked]

now that is one hilarious story =)

b'dewww!

night-vision noises.

What noise - exactly - do night vision goggles make?

B'dEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Susan Arendt, you are senior editor of a reputable online magazine. It is not fitting of your position to go around ninja'ing innocent forumgoers.

 

[Vanguard_Ex]

I'm partial to "t'weeeee"

Dear God, it just gets better and better. How long before Jordan wearing NVG is a meme?

 

[mhitman]

night-vision noises.

What noise - exactly - do night vision goggles make?

B'dEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Those look like laser noises to me

 

[anon_10]

night-vision noises.

What noise - exactly - do night vision goggles make?

B'dEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Those look like laser noises to me

hmmmm.. listening in vision then ...how interesting