Social Justice Ninja

[CaitSeith]

Throw back to Jim "the Social Justice Bard" Sterling, I presume.

 

[UltraDeth]

"Social Justice Warrior" Sounds like the Vigilante equivalent of a Community Support Officer

 

[CaitSeith]

In the words of Erik Kain: I'm a Social Justice Gamer, how the f*** are you gonna label me now?!

Both parties would say "hypocrite" (true story)

 

[Gretha Unterberg]

Throw back to Jim the Social Justice Bard, I presume.

Since Jim can't sing at all.......oh please no!
http://vampjac.com/lj/humor/gygax/Orcbard.jpg

 

[Imperioratorex Caprae]

Social Justice Monk, sit on the sidelines and philosophize but don't actively take part. Peaceful conflict resolution.

 

[Lotet]

Social justice shinobi does just sound better. Though I always prefer SJdruids.

SJDruids are so broken. People only play them because they don't want to give up their privilege!

The Druids aren't privileged! You must be one of those Martial Rights Activists to think that. It takes decades to be a Wizard of any sort, they EARNED what they have.

 

[CaitSeith]

"SHINOBI" TOIUHOUGAII

Are you sure it's spelled correctly? Or my japanese is a little rusted?

 

[Darth_Payn]

Is it cis- or trans-shinobi?

Why not both? They're ninja, they're an all-inclusive bunch! Just so long as you can swing a sword, throw a shuriken into someone's neck, and move with the swiftness of the wind in the night.

Always targeting the man a SJS's, typical.

I always thought Social Justice Berserkers was a more fitting title, same goes for the other side too just to be clear.

That's the impression I get from them, always shouting their "enemies" into submission instead of any meaningful, dialogue. Maybe even typing they're diatribes while wearing nought but the skin of an animal.

No love for the social justice necromancer?

Of course not, SJ necromancers are always a bunch of deadbeats.


...I'm sorry.

I trust you know the difference between necroMANCER and necroPHILE.

 

[hentropy]

The arguments of the Social Justice Shinobi are invalidated by their amateurish use of hiragana when kanji would be more appropriate.

I'll get called a "Grammar Kenpeitai" for saying that, though.

 

[Luciella]

Social Justice Hexer

My DarkSouls build in the SJ will wreck havock!!! No SJ STR builds will touch mah build!! By the power of anonymity!!
YEH!

 

[El Comandante]

Why not both? They're ninja, they're an all-inclusive bunch! Just so long as you can swing a sword, throw a shuriken into someone's neck, and move with the swiftness of the wind in the night.

Because then It could not be so original and individual with a own new word to show how original and idividual it is.

 

[Kerethos]

No love for the social justice necromancer?

Of course not, SJ necromancers are always a bunch of deadbeats.


...I'm sorry.

I trust you know the difference between necroMANCER and necroPHILE.

Oh, I know this! I know this!

Necromancers likes the stiff to do all the work, while the necrophile just wants it to lay there and take it, right?

Do I win something? Cookies? Please say it's cookies, I haven't hand cookies in weeks! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN!?

 

[lord.jeff]

Please tell me that the Social Justice Shinobi are gonna have it out with the White Guy Defense Force in a fight to the death in an upcoming comic.

 

[Hero in a half shell]

This actually makes a lot of sense, consider categorising the internet by WH 40k classes:

Twitter would be a Social Justice Ork WAARG.

Tumblr is Social Justice Tau territory (Men can join us only if they be sterilised for the greater good.)

Kotaku, Neogaf et. al. are Social Justice Inquisition forces (Gamers are Heresy! *BLAM*)

 

[Sylocat]

I want to be the Social Justice Pyro.

 

[WhiteNachos]

Nobody thinks SJWs are actual warriors. They use the term to mock them, because they think they're fighting for the oppressed waging war on the oppressor etc. It's basically mocking how they see themselves, like calling Don Quixote a knight to mock him. I wouldn't normally point this out but I'm honestly not sure if the comic author knows this or not.

Anyway I'm pretty sure when they play the game they have constant privilege checks

 

[WhiteNachos]

Social Justice Ninjas?

Huh, maybe that's why I can't find these hoards of insane SJWs censoring the Internet, it's not that people are overreacting or taking offence to things that were never said, they're just really good at hiding!

It all makes sense now.

You want to find SJWs? Try looking for insane feminists on tumblr. That's where the term came from AFAIK.

As for censoring the internet some maintain that they've taken over certain websites and are banning people they disagree with but that's it. Oh I'm sure some people think there's a big conspiracy but eh it wouldn't be the internet without conspiracy theories.

Edit: I did not see the guy on the first page when I wrote this.

 

[WhiteNachos]

Social Justice Sniper here.

I prefer to attack my enemies' subjective opinions on equality from a distance.

Doesn't everyone do that when they're arguing on the internet?

 

[immortalfrieza]

Oh, I know this! I know this!

Necromancers likes the stiff to do all the work, while the necrophile just wants it to lay there and take it, right?

Do I win something? Cookies? Please say it's cookies, I haven't hand cookies in weeks! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT DOES TO A MAN!?

The only way you will get cookies is if you join the Dark Side. We have lots of cookies!

 

[Steve the Pocket]

You don't call the shinobi the N-word. That's their word.