Solid grounds for divorce in Fable 2

[Macgyvercas]

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Two white parents can have a black baby, you know.

Highly unlikely though

 

[Slash Dementia]

Just round up everyone in Bloodstone and have a massive orgy to get back at her.

 

[UpcountryGecko]

Well, if that is the case, I can see her point... However, and this is a big however so..

HOWEVER

If she did indeed get lonely, have needs and so forth, and from such needs sprang a child of mixed race that is fine with me. Just, where the hell is the baby gone that I left her with? This would suggest she has not only cheated on me, but, somehow disposed of my original child and passed her love-child off as my own!

Plus, there are condoms.

The soppy tart has no excuse.

Perhaps your child has a form of vitiligo.

 

[timmytom1]

I think my wife in Fable II has been lying to me. I just came back from the Spire, after ten years away, looking forward to see my grown up son for the first time....

However, it would appear that my wife is some kind of cheating hussy.

For, my son, is black. A quick check of my own ethnicity confirmed what I had believed for some time, that I am infact, a white man.

Grounds for divorce? I think so.

Not grounds for divorce ,grounds for muder and genocide of the entire population of wherever you live

 

[regal90]

There are black people in Fable 2?

only Garth... and your hero's childeren... the same thing happened to me.. i let hobbes take the kid and sacrificed that wife...

 

[Kiutu]

Funny how there are no black people besides the will user in the game.

Well, there was Whisper and Thunder from the first. There is some island or something where the black people are all from. I think the guy from 2 mentioned going back there and Reaver also said he might go.

 

[A Raging Emo]

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Two white parents can have a black baby, you know.

Highly unlikely though

Then I guess the OP was in the small percentage of people who it happened too.

 

[hypothetical fact]

*sigh* I had a wife once. I fought monsters and demons to get to her. I traveled to the ends of the Earth to bring her back. I fought another man for her love and I won. I picked out a lovely home for her; behind a demon door where no trouble could ever reach her.

It was legendary for being the perfect house but it wasn't worthy of her. I sold off all the furniture and replaced every last stool with the most exquisite surroundings ever seen. I knew I would be gone adventuring and didn't want her to ever feel any hardship without me so I gave her 2000 gold every hour. It took all the people of Albion to finance my goddess. Lord Lucian tried to seperate us but I used the ancient power of the spire to bring her back to me.

But when I returned to see my darling wife, I found only a cold wind and the creaking of the windmill. I offered the world to her and she left me; worse still wherever she went she was still taking my money. I swear by all the gods of Albion; if I ever meet my wife again, I will murder Lady Grey.

 

[MasterSqueak]

*sigh* I had a wife once. I fought monsters and demons to get to her. I traveled to the ends of the Earth to bring her back. I fought another man for her love and I won. I picked out a lovely home for her; behind a demon door where no trouble could ever reach her.

It was legendary for being the perfect house but it wasn't worthy of her. I sold off all the furniture and replaced every last stool with the most exquisite surroundings ever seen. I knew I would be gone adventuring and didn't want her to ever feel any hardship without me so I gave her 2000 gold every hour. It took all the people of Albion to finance my goddess. Lord Lucian tried to seperate us but I used the ancient power of the spire to bring her back to me.

But when I returned to see my darling wife, I found only a cold wind and the creaking of the windmill. I offered the world to her and she left me; worse still wherever she went she was still taking my money. I swear by all the gods of Albion; if I ever meet my wife again, I will murder Lady Grey.

*Tear*

 

[barryween]

fuuuuuuuuuuck that is funny. I have a wife in every town, so I have like 3 familys so far (I don't play that much.) I would kill that *****, rent out the house and then jack the rent WAY up.
Edit: Maybe she just adopted a black baby as a surprise?

 

[A Raging Emo]

Then I guess the OP was in the small percentage of people who it happened too.

Stop fucking up his justifiable homicide plea, you big jerk.

What's he going to say to the police?
"Oh, I thought my wife was a whore but actually we just had a black baby. My bad, dude."
No.
That shit won't fly.

Actually, I don't know how Fable 2 works - for all I know, there are no police.

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it; my fault for playing a good guy in Fable 2.

And yes, there are Town Guards in Fable 2 who act as the police.

 

[A Raging Emo]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean it; my fault for playing a good guy in Fable 2.

And yes, there are Town Guards in Fable 2 who act as the police.

What kind of sick freak are you?
Good guy?
Seriously?

Ew. BEGONE, FOUL ONE, BEFORE YOUR "KINDNESS" AND "GENEROSITY" RUB OFF ON ME.

That would make sense, I guess.

It was an accident! I swear!

 

[pirateninj4]

No matter how wank that game is, that is hysterical. Good post.

 

[Kilaknux]

Oh, sure, you could punish your wife for this. You kill her in infintely creative ways and then get your kid sent to an orphanage. You could do all of this, but thats not solving the problem, is it?

So what is the problem? The problem is that this rampant, virile man still existing somewhere, boasting to his friends of his "conquest" of the heroes wife! Do you intend to allow this man to get away with it? I think not! You must begin the greatest quest of your life - The quest of a ROARING RAMPAGE OF REVENGE AGAINST ALL OF THE BLACK POPULATION OF ALBION!
This is only way to truly revenge yourself!

(For those of you with no imagination, I am joking)

 

[revolverwolf]

...Simply reset the game and never ever do anything about Lucian and the Spire. Knowing that your cheating wife and her illegitimate son will die in the aftermath will be your last thought. Or simply allow Lucian to kill her for you.

 

[Seydaman]

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Two white parents can have a black baby, you know.

Highly unlikely though

well maybe if the one of the parents had a black mother who's husband was black..

 

[Hazy]

Grounds for Divorce in Fable 2 are one of two things:

Or

Take your pick.

 

[Gunstar Hero]

Haha, good one. For the record, I took option number one.

 

[WithHisHat]

Well there is only one logical reason your baby was a different race. SHE WAS A WITCH. BURN HER, BURN HER AT THE STAKE!

 

[Panken]

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Two white parents can have a black baby, you know.

Oh, recessive gene traits.