hypothetical fact said:
*sigh* I had a wife once. I fought monsters and demons to get to her. I traveled to the ends of the Earth to bring her back. I fought another man for her love and I won. I picked out a lovely home for her; behind a demon door where no trouble could ever reach her.
It was legendary for being the perfect house but it wasn't worthy of her. I sold off all the furniture and replaced every last stool with the most exquisite surroundings ever seen. I knew I would be gone adventuring and didn't want her to ever feel any hardship without me so I gave her 2000 gold every hour. It took all the people of Albion to finance my goddess. Lord Lucian tried to seperate us but I used the ancient power of the spire to bring her back to me.
But when I returned to see my darling wife, I found only a cold wind and the creaking of the windmill. I offered the world to her and she left me; worse still wherever she went she was still taking my money. I swear by all the gods of Albion; if I ever meet my wife again, I will murder Lady Grey.
This is actually a glitch. Lady Grey often wanders about the lands. After just giving up on a search, about 3 days later I ran into her in the middle of the woods where assassins were attacking me. Worst part yet, I didn't realize until I saw her (along with all the assassins' heads) fly into the air.
