Solve the above Escapists' problem!

Recommended Videos

ToastiestZombie

Don't worry. Be happy!
Mar 21, 2011
3,689
0
0
In this forum game you have to solve the problem of the person above you. For example, a problem might be "I cant open this can" then the next person would say "Use a minigun" then go on to create his own problem. Also try not to do any sex or religion related problems.

To start off , my cats trying to kill me with a chainsaw!
 

Emptytproll

New member
Dec 16, 2009
6
0
0
Murder someone, be put on death row, be supposedly executed, get resurrected by the man employing your cat, kill people on camera for him, break into the mans mansion, knock your cat down a hole and cut off his paws.

Problem: I lost my sense of orgasm
 

staika

Elite Member
Aug 3, 2009
8,376
0
41
Drink a glass of Cafe Cubano [http://www.ineedcoffee.com/99/cubano/] that'll keep you awake for a long time

Problem: I locked my keys in my car
 

M0rp43vs

Most Refined Escapist
Jul 4, 2008
2,249
0
0
My idea involves searing hot nails, a hammer, a copy of Amnesia dark descent and several tonnes of jelly

Or you could use caffeine

I want to get into gensokyo
I've been having trouble sleeping, staying asleep and getting a good nights sleep.
The question is obvious.
What's a good recipe using minced lamb?
 

Trivun

Stabat mater dolorosa
Dec 13, 2008
9,830
0
0
Moussaka. It's a delicious Greek recipe where you layer lamb mince and a tomato sauce (or a variation thereof depending on the recipe) and top it all off with sliced aubergines, then cheese sauce, and cook and serve just like lasagne. It's especially delicious when served with fresh salad. Or, you could simply use lamb mince as a substitute for beef or pork mince in any dish using those meats, such as spaghetti bolognese. Finally, you could shape it into burger patties or meatballs and cook them as lamb burgers or lamb balls...

My problem is this: I was smitten with a girl who works in an indie video game store in my adopted city a few weeks ago, but I'm moving back to my hometown next weekend and don't know when I'll be able to live here again due to financial concerns. Yet I'd love to ask her out on a date sometime. What should I do?
 

Trivun

Stabat mater dolorosa
Dec 13, 2008
9,830
0
0
staika said:
Drink a glass of Cafe Cubano [http://www.ineedcoffee.com/99/cubano/] that'll keep you awake for a long time

Problem: I locked my keys in my car
For your problem, I recommend a crowbar. Otherwise, simply call a locksmith and make sure to have the vehicle documents so they know you're the real car owner. Failing that, call the fire service, again with your documents ready to show them.

For my problem, see my previous post...
 

scorptatious

The Resident Team ICO Fanboy
May 14, 2009
7,403
0
0
Get her email address and spam her inbox.

Problem: My legs have both fallen asleep, and I can't walk. What should I do?
 

RaNDM G

New member
Apr 28, 2009
6,044
0
0
Trivun said:
My problem is this: I was smitten with a girl who works in an indie video game store in my adopted city a few weeks ago, but I'm moving back to my hometown next weekend and don't know when I'll be able to live here again due to financial concerns. Yet I'd love to ask her out on a date sometime. What should I do?
How far away is your hometown? It may be worth the road trip to see her if you live only a day's drive away. If she lives on the other side of the country, there's always bus, train, or airline travel.

scorptatious said:
My legs have both fallen asleep, and I can't walk. What should I do?
A find a nice massage works well for these instances. Rubbing and loosening the muscle will help stimulate the circulation to those areas.

I lost my copy of Pokemon Yellow. I have excavated my closet and desk to no avail. Any suggestions where it might be?
 

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
10,237
0
0
I guess I have to post a problem since the last person failed to do so...

My nighbors are annoying, what can I do to get rid of them? D:
 

RaNDM G

New member
Apr 28, 2009
6,044
0
0
Play "Surfin' Bird" at full blast twice every night.

Now I've lost my copy of Pokemon Ruby... again. And I still don't know where Yellow is. Any tips?
 

theLadyBugg

New member
May 24, 2010
88
0
0
Play live-action pokemon with whatever items are surrounding you!


The heel bit broke off my favorite left shoe. What should I do?
 

dalek sec

Leader of the Cult of Skaro
Jul 20, 2008
10,237
0
0
Hot glue it back into place damnit! Either that or use duct tape good sir.

The toaster is making fun of me again, why should I do? D:
 

Riccan

New member
Oct 11, 2009
368
0
0
Murder your neighbor and take his.

I seem to be transforming into a large hamster.
 

NerfedFalcon

Level i Flare!
Mar 23, 2011
8,100
2,011
118
Gender
Male
Start rapping. Hamsters hate rap. Just make sure you don't miss a single beat, okay?

My tie is evil and it's gonna kill meeeee...
 

Dr.Susse

Lv.1 NPC
Apr 17, 2009
16,498
2
43
Tie it in a series of knots. Evil hates knots.

I've got no way out of this room.
 

woogit

New member
Mar 16, 2011
38
0
0
Use your Portal gun, see the window above you? You know what to do.

I can't find my shirt, or any shirt for that matter.