Solve the above Escapists' problem!

[Doc Gnosis]

Here's a free operation to replace your lost jaw.

I can't seem to make things simpler to others.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Explain it in terms that a typical ten-year-old can understand.

My neighbour thinks I stole his copy of Deus Ex, and I didn't.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Move house.

I can't remember my childhood.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Get a time machine, and re-watch your childhood from afar.
Try not to get arrested for stalking a minor.

I want to not get arrested for stalking a minor
get a decent avatar

 

[Argonian alchemist]

Just copy and paste mine XD

Problem: My girlfriend found my chainsaw collection today... I've already killed her (obviously... duh...) but what do I do with the body...?

 

[Dalek Caan]

Hydrochloric acid..lots of it.

My problem is that Skyrim is still to long away, how do I freeze myself?

 

[M0rp43vs]

Go to the nearest kwik e mart, remove ice cream from the freezer, put yourself in the freezer, become an attraction for the store until skyrim comes out

Help, Tvtropes doesn't work in my country and I'm suffering from withdrawal syndrome

 

[Kieros]

Withdrawal from TV Tropes is a problem? Congratulations; I may need to go to your country.

My computer is at full volume, and I cannot hear a thing from it.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Go to your control panel, go to Audio or Sound settings and ensure that your default sound output is set to the proper output that you want to get audio from. If that doesn't work, check the Device Manager and ensure that your sound card and driver are working properly.

I have trouble explaining to others the importance of intellectual credibility and existential satisfaction when it comes to a truth paradigm or religious belief.

 

[NerfedFalcon]

Use one sound words like me.

I can't seem to find the ending of Portal 2 anywhere online.

 

[Anarchemitis]

That's because it's in three different parts: the ending cutscene with Glados, the elevator, the credits and space epilogue.

This beard is hard to maintain.

 

[M0rp43vs]

Shave it off Blasphemy!
Just do what I did and maintain it by setting it on fire(granted, that time it was accidental and my lips were a barren wasteland for most of my teenage years but still)

Help, I'm running out of problems

 

[NeoStar]

Get married, then you get a whole mess of problems.

Help! I want to destroy the world, but I need to know if there are superheroes who will try to stop me!

 

[puffy786]

Actually as long as you live outside of New York, your're outside every super hero's reach.(Almost every super hero lives in NY)

The same Pyramid Head Escapist Memeber keeps appearing as the escapist above me.

 

[pyramid head grape]

Actually as long as you live outside of New York, your're outside every super hero's reach.(Almost every super hero lives in NY)

The same Pyramid Head Escapist Memeber keeps appearing as the escapist above me.

You should possibly kill him. ^_^

I'm addicted to forum games.