Something every rpg needs to have

[Vault101]

point 2 seems alittle outdated

anyway I think every RPG needs a war corraspondant/reporter following them around

who can be killed for extra xp or pushed down a pit to see how deep it is

don't forget the airlock

or being sacrificed to apease the Reaper gods

 

[Vault101]

I heavily disagree with #4. I hate when my party disbands in a large city. How the fuck can I buy new, proper gear for everyone by my cunting self!?! Because after that bit of faffing that your entire group does is usually a dungeon you can't leave. Or some kinda festival you're dragged into. Or the city's overrun. Or something happens that makes returning to vendors in the near future an impossibility. AND I HATE IT!!!!!

hahaha...sorry but you sound like a frustrated mother, where her children run off shile shes trying to buy them new shoes