(Rolls up sleeves) I didn't wanna do this man...Saskwach post=18.72588.770795 said:
Ok, I've never gotten this far without being broken up. Quick, someone jump in.
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Ok, I've never gotten this far without being broken up. Quick, someone jump in.
Saskwach yells defiance at the world as his skin ripples with anger made manifest. His body bloats and reforms, expands and grows, breaking through his stylish t-shirt and jeans, leaving only his implausibly flexible boxers. In the space of ten seconds he has changed from a man of middling size and build to a monster - a bouncer's bouncer. His skin is a bruised blue covered by downy white fur. His face is a form halfway between man and ape. He is the Saskwach.
He points at the cowering purple ninja and bellows in a voice that picks up nearby garbage, "BRING IT 'UMIE!"
He points at the cowering purple ninja and bellows in a voice that picks up nearby garbage, "BRING IT 'UMIE!"
Pfft, cowering. You wish.
The ninja leaps into the sky. With a flash, the first blood was drawn. A crimson stain across the white snowy field (oh, by the way, we're fighting in a snowy field now).
Landing a kick against the sick twisted parody of an ape-beasts skull, Rain pushed himself off and landed safely on the ground. The apeman clutching his bleeding wound across his chest.
The ninja leaps into the sky. With a flash, the first blood was drawn. A crimson stain across the white snowy field (oh, by the way, we're fighting in a snowy field now).
Landing a kick against the sick twisted parody of an ape-beasts skull, Rain pushed himself off and landed safely on the ground. The apeman clutching his bleeding wound across his chest.
"AAAAARGH!!" Saskwach yells, more in surprise than in pain. This purple puke was fast.
With one tremendous leap he cleared the field and landed at the nearby forest line. With both arms he grasped a tree from the ground, roots and all. Saskwach pulled it back side-on, as if playing baseball and then swung the tree forward, releasing it at the end of its arc. The tree flew headlong towards PurpleRain.
With one tremendous leap he cleared the field and landed at the nearby forest line. With both arms he grasped a tree from the ground, roots and all. Saskwach pulled it back side-on, as if playing baseball and then swung the tree forward, releasing it at the end of its arc. The tree flew headlong towards PurpleRain.
To the people in the first 3 rows, you will get wet.
To the people in the first row, there will be blood splatter.
Exits are to the front on the left or right side. Concessions are availible in the lobby.
To the people in the first row, there will be blood splatter.
Exits are to the front on the left or right side. Concessions are availible in the lobby.
This battle Rp is something to look forward to, so it's not entirely off topic.
The tree landed digging up dirt and snow, plowing through the field. But it was slow to a ninja, how easily avoided it. Zipping across the plains, Rain leap into the forest. Diving off trees and leaping off branches, Rain landed on the fury back of his enemy.
"Dude, should we really end this friendship over a girl?"
"Hmm," Saskwach rubbed his chin, "I guess you're ri-"
Before he could finish the sentence Rain lay his elbow into the apemans face with a solid crack before leaping back off.
The tree landed digging up dirt and snow, plowing through the field. But it was slow to a ninja, how easily avoided it. Zipping across the plains, Rain leap into the forest. Diving off trees and leaping off branches, Rain landed on the fury back of his enemy.
"Dude, should we really end this friendship over a girl?"
"Hmm," Saskwach rubbed his chin, "I guess you're ri-"
Before he could finish the sentence Rain lay his elbow into the apemans face with a solid crack before leaping back off.
"Ohhhhhh, I'm gonna smash your face in for that," Saskwach groaned.
Saskwach turned to his stealthy assailant. He was weaving and ducking as puny weaklings often do in the face of strength. Saskwach chortled, a sound that was closer to a series of pleased barks.
"Nice moves, pip-squeak. I'm impressed. I sure look like a big dumb oaf compared to you."
Saskwach wound back ever so slowly and threw a massive hook that swept a long curve of falling snow out of the air. Rain easily flipped backwards out of its arc, and returned to face his-
WHAM.
His shoulder exploded in pain as Saskwach's foot smashed into it with the force of four men. This hulking brute had pivoted around his previous strike to deliver a stunning roundhouse kick to his midget rival.
Saskwach assumed an odd pose, splaying his feet diagonal to his waistline, one forward and one back.
"I am the final scion of a dead race of warrior monks. Born to snow, suckled by frost, raised in ice, trained at the peaks of mountains in the ways of Life, Death, and the Eternal Winter. I am no mere monster. I am the final master of Sask-Fu, and you will know the depths of your mistake before sun gives way to moon."
Saskwach turned to his stealthy assailant. He was weaving and ducking as puny weaklings often do in the face of strength. Saskwach chortled, a sound that was closer to a series of pleased barks.
"Nice moves, pip-squeak. I'm impressed. I sure look like a big dumb oaf compared to you."
Saskwach wound back ever so slowly and threw a massive hook that swept a long curve of falling snow out of the air. Rain easily flipped backwards out of its arc, and returned to face his-
WHAM.
His shoulder exploded in pain as Saskwach's foot smashed into it with the force of four men. This hulking brute had pivoted around his previous strike to deliver a stunning roundhouse kick to his midget rival.
Saskwach assumed an odd pose, splaying his feet diagonal to his waistline, one forward and one back.
"I am the final scion of a dead race of warrior monks. Born to snow, suckled by frost, raised in ice, trained at the peaks of mountains in the ways of Life, Death, and the Eternal Winter. I am no mere monster. I am the final master of Sask-Fu, and you will know the depths of your mistake before sun gives way to moon."
"Well then... damn."
Rain said pciking himself up off the ground.
"This fight is far from over..."
With that, Rain transformed into a cute Elephant and jumped away from the battle.
OOC: Sorry, but I'm off to college and have work tomorrow, so I thought I'd spare this thread for what it's supposed to be for.
IC: Next time.
Nilcypher: "Rain's power level is over 9000!"
Clairaudient: "Is there no way to stop... the candy man?"
Saskwach: "Bwahaha, I never 'liked' anyone, it's just my plan to take over... the world!"
Rain said pciking himself up off the ground.
"This fight is far from over..."
With that, Rain transformed into a cute Elephant and jumped away from the battle.
OOC: Sorry, but I'm off to college and have work tomorrow, so I thought I'd spare this thread for what it's supposed to be for.
IC: Next time.
Nilcypher: "Rain's power level is over 9000!"
Clairaudient: "Is there no way to stop... the candy man?"
Saskwach: "Bwahaha, I never 'liked' anyone, it's just my plan to take over... the world!"
Saskwach paused to regard the ground Rain had had stood on a moment ago. He had torn hard fractures in the sheet of snow that covered the ground elsewhere - they both had. But the snow was rushing down to cover these violations of the winter. Saskwach looked up at the grey sky and saw that all was well again. He smiled, white teeth spreading to embrace white snow.
"Now what was this about again?"
Find out on the next installment of Mixed Martial Arts Ball Z: The Twisting Crescent Saga.
"Now what was this about again?"
Find out on the next installment of Mixed Martial Arts Ball Z: The Twisting Crescent Saga.
You understand me!Larenxis post=18.72588.765410 said:
You deserve more, but I kinda let this sit too long, so all I can say is "You're awesome and are one of the main reasons why I love the Escapist so much". If I can find something entertaining on my comp, I'll edit it in.
Hang on a sec, chaps. If she isn't reading the second page...we can call her Larry all we like now!
If you are reading this, then I am sorry, Larry.
If you are reading this, then I am sorry, Larry.
Ok, I've thought about that for a while now, and it has officially made my brain hurt. Is it to do with the bold font? Or something else entirely? Maybe it is a trick? Perhaps - oh, wait, it just gave me an aneurysm.NewClassic post=18.72588.772294 said: