Something you want to know before you die

[Lukeje]

For me?
Who is the G-man
+ Valve better hurry up with episode 3

He's Gordon's evil twin brother, Geoff Freeman of course.

 

[AgentNein]

I'd like to experience the evolution of complex life on another planet. You know, kind of get a glimpse of the path that life took somewhere else. See what it's like, how it's different, how it's similar. That'd be neat.

 

[Abedeus]

Why?, Whhhhhhhhhhyyy??????? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?????????????

Sorry, Had too.

Because.

??!!POR QUE NOOOO!!??

Porque si.

;d Sorry, I needed this.

 

[Trivun]

If Faith is the one for me...

 

[Lord Beautiful]

Is there something for me after death? Seriously, will I be reincarnated, sent to some extradimensional location or paradise or suffering, or is there nothing but oblivion, nonexistance?

If there's a Heaven, will there be Street Fighter?

 

[Lukeje]

Why?, Whhhhhhhhhhyyy??????? Wwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyy?????????????

Sorry, Had too.

Because.

??!!POR QUE NOOOO!!??

Porque si.

;d Sorry, I needed this.

Okay, what I want to know is what the hell that was about.

 

[RAWKSTAR]

Who was the first person to milk a cow? And how did he just someday go 'Oh.. Things on a cow. Think Ill pull them.'

 

[AgentNein]

Is there something for me after death? Seriously, will I be reincarnated, sent to some extradimensional location or paradise or suffering, or is there nothing but oblivion, nonexistance?

If there's a Heaven, will there be Street Fighter?

If there's no street fighter in heaven I'll take oblivion kthnx

 

[Easykill]

I would want to know how to come back to life after dieing. That seems like it might come in handy.

Although this is tempting, I'd probably end up choosing to do some non-selfish act that's out of character enough that I would feel kind of embarrassed putting it here. No, I don't have anything in mind.

 

[Beowulf DW]

How does jello work?

Why can't George Lucas get it right again?

 

[MercenaryCanary]

Will I ever be like Rorschach?

 

[Skalman]

I want to know the answer to every possible question that have, does or ever will exist.
If not, I'd like to know:

The Janitors' real name in Scrubs.

Jan Itor.

Yes, how very clever of him...

 

[jojoemon]

I'd like an answer to the question "WTF?"

 

[Ace of Spades]

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

 

[RagnorakTres]

How many sentient species are there in the Milky Way and on Earth?

What was Douglas Adams plan for the Hitchhiker series?

Is Death arbitrary or mean?

How will man be destroyed?

Why does man consider himself to be such a big screaming deal?

Why does stupidity not recessive and associated with sterility?

 

[Dorian]

What truly awaits me after my body gives out?

Why did Nintendo suddenly decide to try to kill their company?

What does Mother Nature have against dragons or flying reptiles?

How do I make a black hole?

What the FUCK happened to Clive Winston?!?

 

[Stevato]

1. What happened that night?

2. Did Kurt Cobain REALLY kill himself? (Lots of people are still convinced Courtney Love was behind it)

3. IS Gordam Freeman a mute?

4. I would like to be proved right on my guess that when Masterchief finally reveals his face it's Bill Gates

 

[Trivun]

I want to know the answer to every possible question that have, does or ever will exist.
If not, I'd like to know:

The Janitors' real name in Scrubs.

Jan Itor.

Yes, how very clever of him...

Very interesting...

I'd like to see Dr. Acula made into a real film someday before I die...

 

[Trivun]

Why did Chuck Norris jokes become so popular?

seconded ^-^

also does true love exist and can it last forever?

because honestly ive never seen anyone who's truly in love, never

I'd like to know that too, actually. I think I've had (and am having) such a rough deal with this, I'd like to know if it will all be worth it in the end.

EDIT: Sorry for the double post.

 

[Captain Blackout]

Who really killed Kenny?...

It's like Jesus: We all did