Sonic the Poacher

Johnnydillinger

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"I've just cacked me pants" is now something I keep hearing in my head...

Anyway, given the insane amount of time I'm spending with some Metroidvania-like games such as Aquaria and oh God, Cave Story, this one interests me quite a bit. I like the variety of different environments shown in the trailer; always loved the great old ones that had it, like Adventure Island 2 and the Donkey Kong Country trilogy.
 

Therumancer

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Hmmm, well my thoughts to this are:

#1: I guess this means "Fun Space Game: The Game" is dead? Sad because I thought your (Yahtzee's) space adventure game "Galaxy Of Fantabulous Wonderment" or whatever it was called was quite fun and amusing when I played it all those years ago. Ironically it's because of THAT game (and a few other freeware works) that I ever wound up following Youtube reviews and eventually this video series. :)

I guess I should be sadly humming a dirge here.

#2: I wonder how long it will be before Poacher "rule 34" appears. I've always kind of thought that the trend towards unusually gorgeous female characters in video gaming might be an attempt to mitigate the "creepy factor" when fanboys start working for it. I suspect the eventual results (as obscure as they might be) to the protaganist of poacher will be... disturbing, given that same sort of fugly working man vibe.

I'll leave it to your imagination if I'm serious about this, and use this logic to rationalize gaming trends, this however brings me to something more frightening:

#3: Yahtzee, you've been around the neighborhood of the Internet for long enough where you have doubtlessly heard of this group of people called "furries". Those who are obsessed with and typically sexualize anthromorphic animals to the exclusion of other interests, going so far as to dress up in fursuits to have sex with each other and so on. It's actually more sizable than you might imagine, and has quite a solid prescence on the internet and throughout the connected genres of fandom. This subculture keeps many things alive including entire catalogs of pornographic (and non-pornographic) comic books, and various old TV series like "Ducktales", "The Mighty Ducks", "Chip and Dales Rescue Rangers", and others.

Sometime the brave who are unaware might want to head out and do a search for sonic porno, and suddenly the increasing cast of characters involved in his storylines make a degree of sense. You'll notice there is one that seems almost optimized for any fetish you can think of.

The point is that I think Sonic survives largely due to the furries, who to be honest are grateful for any attention and products they get as many subcultures are, and to whom quality matteres less. Some of the more esoteric Sonic games represent a sort of wish fulfullment fantasy accross genres sort of like people's fanfictions come to life. Putting Sonic in gothic horror, or the middle ages to fight The Black Knight, or whatever is exactly the kind of thing this subculture does in fanfiction, or with their own creations involving their own characters.

I know a lot of people won't care for this point, but I think the furry interest and influance is greatly underestimated. I think for a long time Sonic has been being supported by this group, and it's actually only recently that we've seen games directed at the mainstream fans, rather than a niche group which overlaps heavily.

If your wondering who buys it, well again, look at all the energy put into it by the furries and then ask yourself if people that obsessed, who oddly even take their entire sexual identity from such things in many cases, aren't going to buy and support these games?
 

Coldster

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I would love to see a big name publishing company with a big name developer team working with Yahtzee to create the game of his dreams. How amazing would THAT be?! I'd certainly play it.
 

Furrama

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Oh, I rather disagreed with you and really loved this one Sonic game for what it is. The nostalgia through the Genesis and Dreamcast sections really worked for me and I really liked the changes for 3D Sonic Levels. Oh there WERE issues, I did miss my homing attack when I didn't have it, some of the optional levels could have used some polish, the game was too short, but these were hardly deal breakers for someone ready and willing to forgive everything after Sonic Adventure. It felt as though you ragged on the game just because it was Sonic and his games tend to suck lately. The review felt safe, too easy. It was as though it was expected of you and you complied for internet sheep you herd around your safe, yellow, un-punctuated fields.

I got to play it months before you would have spoiled it for me and before you would have left a bad taste in my mouth. As such I got to enjoy the game with very little preconceived negative thoughts and had a really good time of it. If that makes me a stupid sheep I'll gladly wander off into a semicolon pit somewhere.

I've learned not to yell at the troll under the bridge for telling me the grass on the other side isn't green enough. I've learned to be cautious, but to try the grass before listening to the troll. And then what good is the troll really? Just someone that validates my opinions or someone I disagree with.
 

Eldiran

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Just wanted to say good luck on your Poacher game, Yahtzee; I really enjoyed Art of Theft and look forward to giving this a try.
 

Polite Sage

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I was taking the trailer seriously until the "most overused youtube epic music" started playing. I don't know if it was ironic on purpose but still... The game itself looks fine though, gameplay wise.

 

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Yahtzee Croshaw said:
That small percentage of you who still read my personal blog that I never update...
What are you on about? Last night I read the first two chapters of Articulate Jim [http://www.fullyramblomatic.com/articulatejim1.htm]. I'll probably read more of it this evening.
 

CardinalPiggles

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Bobic said:
CardinalPiggles said:
And maybe the game was for Sonic Fanboys with mental disorders that mean their brain doesn't develop fast enough.
Yes, you would have to be quite mentally deficient to enjoy this game. You are clearly superior to all of these people.

http://www.metacritic.com/game/pc/sonic-generations

Grow up.
Woah! Why so serious?

I was just crossing the two obvious target audiences into one.

(And for the record my Brother is 16 with a mental age of about 10, so I was in no way taking the piss dude)

No need to be so defensive, jeez.
 

BehattedWanderer

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You know, for someone who frequently discusses how inexplicable it is that there is enough funding for more Sonic games, he does seem to have bought damn near all of them in recent years. Seems a fairly simple reason, no?

darkmind35 said:
I was taking the trailer seriously until the "most overused youtube epic music" started playing. I don't know if it was ironic on purpose but still... The game itself looks fine though, gameplay wise.

Oh, you meant that music. I was curious. But, likewise, I can't take it seriously anymore. There was a really dramatic porn (wow, that's a phrase you don't get to use that often) that used this music, once, and once you see that...it's just hard not to associate things.
 

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I said it on Youtube and I'll say it again: Modern Sonic has to tell Classic Sonic he'll have a good future, for two reasons:
-If CS knows his future will suck, he'll take steps to change it, which would be Sonic '06 all over again.
-Infinite time loop: MS knows what to say because that's what was said to him when he was CS.

In other news, that game looks pretty fun. I know you've played a lot of Metroidvania, so hopefully you'll have learned a few things from them. Like how in Symphony of the Night, you can fly backwards out of rooms and all the monsters respawn...
 

chaosyoshimage

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Wait? I don't get the "who is this game for" bit. Are you implying a game can be for only one target audience? The game is for both kids and older people with nostalgia, just like every single Nintendo game.
 

Andronicus

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darkmind35 said:
I was taking the trailer seriously until the "most overused youtube epic music" started playing. I don't know if it was ironic on purpose but still... The game itself looks fine though, gameplay wise.

It was probably just used for the irony. Yahtzee states on his site that he's looking for some proper music to put in it, so rest assured that this isn't representative of the actual soundtrack for the game.

But yeah, looks good for a laugh I suppose.
 

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aidopotato said:
HEY! No one disses BTVOTD on my watch, it's one of my favorite films ever.
Yahtzee, e'er this night does wane, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!

Anyway, this poacher, does he have any dead fish in his pants?

EDIT: I remembered the full quote.
 

JasonKaotic

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Criticism of a harsh critic? Trilby's Notes and Six Days a Sacrifice are Silent Hill ripoffs!
...Sorry. I had to. I do love those games, though!
 

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I said it on Youtube and I'll say it again: Modern Sonic has to tell Classic Sonic he'll have a good future, for two reasons:
-If CS knows his future will suck, he'll take steps to change it, which would be Sonic '06 all over again.
-Infinite time loop: MS knows what to say because that's what was said to him when he was CS.
I don't mean this in an offensive way, I played Generations and liked it, been a casual Sonic fan for years, etc., but no one cares.

OT: Well, slightly OT: I think Poacher might need an artist to make things all sexy-like. *cough. Like, maybe an experienced pixel artist who's worked on games before. *cough.
 

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Yahtzee Croshaw said:
But the moment the critic releases a creative endeavour of their own, it inevitably falls under close scrutiny. Because if you can find ways to harshly criticize the work of a harsh critic, then you have won. You absorb all his powers. You hold up your sword and undergo the Quickening - oh, no, wait, that's Highlander.
Why can't I stop laughing!?! xD

OP: Hmmm, can't wait to get my hands on this game and try out for myself. Hopefully, your endeavor results in a wholly satisfying experiance.
 

CapitalistPig

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Sounds like a good game. Reminds me of some of the games on the old windows. What was the name of the one where you got fire and water shoes. and ice skated. Anyone? oh man that was the best. I got to lvl like 450 or something. Ridiculous game. Here's what the game description also reminds me of.