I know that I own a $15 miniature brick [http://www.att-phones.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/att-nokia-2610-silver-gophone-1.jpg] as a cell phone, and that texting feels like alien technology to me, but I'm pretty sure the more technologically-savvy individuals in my generation would be alarmed that there's no face keys on this thing.
Unless of course it's on a touch screen, which would make me want this thing even less due to those things never wanting to read my fingers.