South Park Spoofs PS4/Xbox One Console Wars

[Eric Costa]

"You know what you get from preordering a game? A big dick in your mouth" - Eric Cartman, South Park.

 

[Eric Costa]

"You know what you get from preordering a game? A big dick in your mouth" - Eric Cartman, South Park.

 

[CriticalMiss]

That Bunduru sounds pretty sweet. If only it was actually a thing.

 

[Dragoon]

"You know what you get from preordering a game? A big dick in your mouth" - Eric Cartman, South Park.

That whole joke was even better given the delays that The Stick of Truth has had, love that they even made a joke at their own expense.

I really enjoyed this episode and look forward to the next part, I haven't laughed that much at South Park in a long time.

 

[Psychobabble]

Haha, the only thing missing from that was some kid shouting 'PC master race!'. I hope the comments for this article don't turn into a console war :S

Just what I'd expect an Xbox person to say. HAVE AT THEE VARLET!!

I have to admit to not usually being a South Park fan, but that was a pretty damn good summation of fanboi stupidity.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Butters should represent the Wii U crowd

Not sure who would represent the PC master race though...

Really? You have to ask?
There is no one else.

Spoiler: Only one total badass can do this job.

This guy.
What's his name.

He was the greatest.......Until he was killed by 4 children...

Can't wait until episode 2!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

This episode was fucking gold. I laughed out loud (at work) when the old guy put the scar onto Randy's face. I can't wait to see the next one.

 

[GAunderrated]

Haha, the only thing missing from that was some kid shouting 'PC master race!'. I hope the comments for this article don't turn into a console war :S

I for some reason thought butters was going to be the one to talk about the PC or WiiU. lol

 

[Sigmund Av Volsung]

Butters should represent the Wii U crowd

Not sure who would represent the PC master race though...

San Francisco?

That's about as close as it can get to a true "PC Gamer Master Race"

 

[babinro]

Butters should represent the Wii U crowd

I was waiting for this to happen in the posted clip.

Butters suggests they stop the fighting and buy a Wii U.

Everyone stops in their tracks and just stares blankly at him for 5 seconds.
Cartman simply says, "F&^% you Butters we're talking about NEXT gen consoles" and they go right back to choosing sides.

 

[ThunderCavalier]

I love it when South Park does episodes like these. Takes highly sensitive topics that a lot of people argue about and basically portray it as is, showing people exactly how ludicrous and non-nonsensical it is.

That being said, I must admit to being a partial hypocrite, because I do think anyone that's getting an Xbox One doesn't exactly have that much of a firm argument for it beyond Titanfall, since, iirc, PS4 has it beat in almost all of its aspects.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

Butters should represent the Wii U crowd

Not sure who would represent the PC master race though...

they could get the stereotypical WoW guy from the make love not warcraft episode to make a comeback XD

OT: gotta watch this episode but i'm sure ill enjoy it as much as past episodes, soooo pumped for the game to come!

 

[Yuuki]

PC master race showing up at the end would be awesome, particularly if its someone like Butters, but he is likely going to stick to his penis storyline. Randy has mentioned getting a new PC, only problem is that the PC master race don't need to line up to get the newest product, they just wait around and crush the enemies with unrelenting force (or graphics and frame rates), they wouldn't bother with black friday.

Are you kidding, tons of people wait for times like Black Friday for huge PC upgrades (or entirely new PC's). Prices on some components get slashed by a LOT, especially older graphics cards...and by "older" I mean still fairly high-end e.g. HD7970 or GTX680/770.
The PC-building forums I usually hang around on take a noticeable leap in terms of activity, requests, build questions, etc.

 

[Draconalis]

Why is Kenny dressed like a girl?

 

[Vigormortis]

Even after all these years, South Park still churns out the comedic gold.

Further evidence of the brilliant creative skills of Trey Parker and Matt Stone.

 

[Frankster]

The goth kids (who coincidentally had an awesome episode just about them earlier) are ps4 fans.

Therefore ps4 is the better console, xbox one is just for posers and conformists.

 

[Sight Unseen]

Butters should represent the Wii U crowd

Not sure who would represent the PC master race though...

Definitely Timmy!

OT: That video was hilarious! Too bad South Park can't be streamed in Canada and it's not on Canadian Netflix, I miss watching that show :/

 

[-Dragmire-]

Why is Kenny dressed like a girl?

Not sure why but he's also in that getup in the Stick of Truth game.
Simple explaination - 1:06

 

[pandorum]

PC master race showing up at the end would be awesome, particularly if its someone like Butters, but he is likely going to stick to his penis storyline. Randy has mentioned getting a new PC, only problem is that the PC master race don't need to line up to get the newest product, they just wait around and crush the enemies with unrelenting force (or graphics and frame rates), they wouldn't bother with black friday.

You know the pc joke would be yeah they have all that power but no gives a shit lmao.

 

[Xan Krieger]

Never seen Game of Thrones but this looks to be a good episode. Saw the first third of it so far and I can't believe so many want the xbone after all that's happened. You'd think they'd go with the company that didn't have to go back on anything instead of the one that had to undo much of the programming they put into it. Also xbone ad during the first commercial break, gtfo.