space marine commandments

[w-Jinksy]

i just thought id put this up thses are pretty fun to make and generally very funny no matter what you put down.

1.Thou shalt not use a gaurdsmen as a polish cloth for your armour
2.Thou shalt not put carnifex shit in the chaplains helmet
3.Tho shalt not join in on a game of toss the gaursmen with the hertics
4.Thou shalt not use a gaurdsmens lasgun as a flashlight
5.Thou shalt not "pimp out" the land raiders or "go riding dirty" in said land raider
6.Tim Westwood is to be shot on sight no exceptions
7.Thou shalt not call the soriritas "bolter bitches" it is hazardous to the health of your face
8.When in a breakdancing contest the robot must not be used advanced body popping however is allowed
9.Thou shalt not pretend to be a jedi when using the plasma blade and your psyker powers are not force powers
10.Tho shall not call the steel legion cavalry the battle ponies.

thats all i can think of now you all haves ago its fun.

 

[w-Jinksy]

Eh, don't agree on most. Also you posted this twice.

did I, how th hell did that happen >_>

 

[lupe]

11 Thou shalt not sell thy copyrights to Uwe Boll

 

[Whiskyjakk]

12 Thou shalt not cook turkey with a heavy flamer. Not even at Christmas.

13 Thou shalt not challenge the Tau to arm wrestle. It isn't their fault they have such spindly arms.

 

[w-Jinksy]

11 Thou shalt not sell thy copyrights to Uwe Boll

lol that is all

 

[DarkFenix]

1) thou shalt not be afraid of the giant bird with a magical stick you have a gun for a reason
2) thou shalt also not be afraid of the giant lobster goat man for above said reason
3) thou shalt always make fun of the space elves with their pointy ears

 

[teutonicman]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

 

[Sable Gear]

thou shalt not speak in coherent sentences if at all
thou shalt not remove thy helmet
thou shalt not show emotion for supporting characters, opposite sex or otherwise
thou shalt bindly follow orders unless a plot twist dictates otherwise

 

[Simalacrum]

above all else, thou must NOT roll less than a "3" on the dice. this will result in death.

 

[lupe]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

Warhammer 40.000 - best game universe known to man.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

Thou shalt not enter the Sisters of Battle quarters after curfew for ANY reason.
Thou shalt not use long range scanners to spy on Sisters of Battle changing rooms.

 

[Danny Ocean]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

Kudos there.

Thou must not wear thine helmet if at all possible, for the holy guidance of our God Emperor will shield us from the piercing vacuum of space and the searing heat of multiple bullet wounds to our faces.

Thou must not misuse thine holy weapons. Especially that most holiest- the grenade. Thou must raise the hand grenade up on high, and say, "Oh lord, bless this thine holy hand grenade, and with it thou might blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy," and should the God-Emperor grin, the people must feast upon the Lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orang-outangs, and breakfast cereal, and fruit bats etc... First, thou shalt take out the holy pin, then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thow then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thine holiest hand grenade towards thy foe. Who being naughty in you sight, shall snuff it.

 

[DarkFenix]

I don't understand ANY of these references.

Warhammer 40.000 - best game universe known to man.

besides my little ponies .... right?

 

[Fireyredmullet]

Thou shalt not have a face or a name, and if you do, thou willst communicate only in grunts and farts.

 

[Gunner 51]

Long Fangs packs are reminded not to pick their noses with the Lightning Claws.

 

[chstens]

Thou shalt not take guardsmen as thine *****.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Thou shalt not refer to thy battle brothers equipped with MK VI armour as "wombles".

 

[w-Jinksy]

Thou shalt not take guardsmen as thine *****.

i think that commandment only applies to the pretty marines.

if you dont know what they are search it on deviantart 1d4chan describes them as the second greates act of drawfaggotry commited on 40k.

 

[chstens]

Thou shalt not take guardsmen as thine *****.

i think that commandment only applies to the pretty marines.

if you dont know what they are search it on deviantart 1d4chan describes them as the second greates act of drawfaggotry commited on 40k.

I don't know, army life can be pretty rough.

 

[Zykon TheLich]

Thou shalt not take guardsmen as thine *****.

i think that commandment only applies to the pretty marines.

if you dont know what they are search it on deviantart 1d4chan describes them as the second greates act of drawfaggotry commited on 40k.

They are lying.