Speculations: How will fox news react to Mass Effect 3?

[Wereraccoon]

Ok let me explain what I mean. I'm talking of course of the homosexual options that will be available in Mass Effect 3. Any speculations on how fox will demonize that? ;p

My guess will be: THEY PREACH TO THE DEVIL WHILE THEY MAKE OUR CHILDREN GAY BEASTIALITISTS!

Or something of the sort. I'm really curious to see if they will cover it.. (though my money is on they will. Or at least they will mention it in their next game poo slinging)

 

[Slash Dementia]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

 

[MercurySteam]

Considering that they completely ignored ME2, why would they bother with ME3? In DA2, everyone was bisexual (except for Sebastian, the chastised Chantry boy) so why not rip on that instead?

I'm pretty sure they may go on about having sex with aliens at some point, though.

 

[shootthebandit]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

 

[octafish]

As long as there is no side boob they will ignore it.

 

[Takolin]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

How does skyrim allow bestiality?

 

[Valkyrie101]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

How does skyrim allow bestiality?

Khajit, Argonians.

OT: They probably won't, and then the people who keep themselves entertained by anticipating Fox News' reaction to absolutely everything will, once again, look like idiots.

 

[cdstephens]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

Oh God that's freaking hilarious XD

 

[Fawcks]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

That's not bestiality (beastiality isn't a word), because Kahjit and Argonians are not beasts.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

That's not bestiality (beastiality isn't a word), because Kahjit and Argonians are not beasts.

Allow me to qoute wikipedia on Zoophilia

Zoophilia, from the Greek æῷïí (zṓion, "animal") and öéëßá (philia, "friendship" or "love"), also known as zoosexuality, is the practice of sex between humans and non-human animals (bestiality), or a preference or fixation on such practice

So yeah. I think it would qualify because Kahjit and Argonians are non-human animals.

OT: I don't think they'll bother. I mean, did they say anything about Dragon Age and Dragon Age 2?

 

[chiefohara]

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

That's not bestiality (beastiality isn't a word), because Kahjit and Argonians are not beasts.

I know what you are saying, but chances are they won't allow relationships with characters like that anyway in case its interpreted as beastiality. The Planet of the Apes movie with Mark Walberg had the same dilemma with one of the female apes. They wanted a hint of a romantic subplot but the potential beastiality aspect of it, knocked the idea on the head.

 

[burningdragoon]

I think the fact that you are speculating their reaction already means they've won. And by won I mean, all they care about is ratings and renown.

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

That's not bestiality (beastiality isn't a word), because Kahjit and Argonians are not beasts.

Allow me to qoute wikipedia on Zoophilia

Zoophilia, from the Greek æῷïí (zṓion, "animal") and öéëßá (philia, "friendship" or "love"), also known as zoosexuality, is the practice of sex between humans and non-human animals (bestiality), or a preference or fixation on such practice

So yeah. I think it would qualify because Kahjit and Argonians are non-human animals.

OT: I don't think they'll bother. I mean, did they say anything about Dragon Age and Dragon Age 2?

I'm not saying it won't be viewed that way, but is not the same thing. It is entirely different world. Argonians and Kahjit are sentient, humanoid, animal-like people, not animals. The three elf races are also "non-human." Is that also bestiality?

 

[Sean Steele]

Well they do have that eighteensome coming up.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

I think the fact that you are speculating their reaction already means they've won. And by won I mean, all they care about is ratings and renown.

I have a feeling that Mass Effect 3 is going to go under their radar. I mean, they have Skyrim to pick on about being able to be gay and committing bestiality. I don't know. Whatever they say, I won't watch it anyway.

is it just me that finds it funny that the game is called "skyrim" and has flying animals and allows the player to commit beastiality

That's not bestiality (beastiality isn't a word), because Kahjit and Argonians are not beasts.

Allow me to qoute wikipedia on Zoophilia

Zoophilia, from the Greek æῷïí (zṓion, "animal") and öéëßá (philia, "friendship" or "love"), also known as zoosexuality, is the practice of sex between humans and non-human animals (bestiality), or a preference or fixation on such practice

So yeah. I think it would qualify because Kahjit and Argonians are non-human animals.

OT: I don't think they'll bother. I mean, did they say anything about Dragon Age and Dragon Age 2?

I'm not saying it won't be viewed that way, but is not the same thing. It is entirely different world. Argonians and Kahjit are sentient, humanoid, animal-like people, not animals. The three elf races are also "non-human." Is that also bestiality?

One could argue that an exception could be made in those cases.

And I agree, it may not be in that world due to other issues. But it's still... weird.

 

[RagnarokHybrid]

I don't think they'll have time to attack ME3 while they're busy killing kittens for promoting Fascism and the liberal agenda.

 

[Fawcks]

So yeah. I think it would qualify because Kahjit and Argonians are non-human animals.

OT: I don't think they'll bother. I mean, did they say anything about Dragon Age and Dragon Age 2?

Consent between two adults makes everything (nearly everything?) OK.

Also, I can quote things too:

bes·ti·al·i·ty

noun /ˌbēsCHēˈalitē/  /ˌbes-/ 

1. Savagely cruel or depraved behavior

2. Sexual intercourse between a person and an animal

I would call an Argonian / Kahjit a person, as opposed to an animal. Therefore, go me, it's legit.

 

[CM156_v1legacy]

Consent between two adults makes everything (nearly everything?) OK.

Legally? I wouldn't argue otherwise

Ethicaly? No. Sorry.

Also, I can quote things too:

bes·ti·al·i·ty

noun /ˌbēsCHēˈalitē/  /ˌbes-/ 

1. Savagely cruel or depraved behavior

2. Sexual intercourse between a person and an animal

I would call an Argonian / Kahjit a person, as opposed to an animal. Therefore, go me, it's legit.

And I would say that their defining charactistic would be the fact that they look like an animal. Ergo, no. It's not "legit"

 

[kidcrash]

They'll probably say nothing about it and focus on political topics that matter like the presidential election

 

[Sean Steele]

Consent between two adults makes everything (nearly everything?) OK.

Legally? I wouldn't argue otherwise

Ethicaly? No. Sorry.

Also, I can quote things too:

bes·ti·al·i·ty

noun /ˌbēsCHēˈalitē/  /ˌbes-/ 

1. Savagely cruel or depraved behavior

2. Sexual intercourse between a person and an animal

I would call an Argonian / Kahjit a person, as opposed to an animal. Therefore, go me, it's legit.

And I would say that their defining charactistic would be the fact that they look like an animal. Ergo, no. It's not "legit"

I think the issue involved is not look but sentience. Thus these are beings with intelligence on par with humans so yeah legit.

If you think the ethical issue with bestiality is the animals don't look human and not that your sexually abusing an animal too dumb to understand your actions or intentions then welcome to the wrong zone.