Spider-Man Actress Webslings Away From Broadway Musical

[IckleMissMayhem]

Can't blame her for leaving... one accident's unfortunate, but more than one? in a very short space of time? Would you trust the show's safety systems? Cause I wouldn't right now...

 

[lwm3398]

Wait, what? A Spider-Man Broadway show? Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with that concept?

No.

By the way, Bono produced this, so those of you who care about the price, don't. And if you don't care about the wasted money, now you at least know that this'll knock Bono down a peg.

 

[lwm3398]

They're really just going to keep trying until someone is dead on set, aren't they?

And after that, only dead during performance will fulfill them.

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Spider-man: Turn Out the Dark

R.I.P. 2010-2010

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

She probably should've left before she got whacked in the head by a rope. Still, better late than in a body bag.

They're really just going to keep trying until someone is dead on set, aren't they?

And after that, only dead during performance will fulfill them.

At this rate it wouldn't surprise me if they used it as a gruesome tagline. "Someone will die on-stage before your very eyes! Don't miss out!"

 

[poiuppx]

See, what you gotta do at this stage? Film it. Film the damn thing, use multiple angles to capture the feeling of being there and being able to look around and have different perspectives from various seats, and sell the damn thing. Cause this can NOT last much longer. Get SOME measure of money back out of this, and then let it die.

 

[Formica Archonis]

I just got a great idea for a Broadway show! It's called Dark: Turn Off the Spider-Man and is a dramatic retelling of the madness of the showrunners that plagued this production from the start until its inevitable demise.

It could be pretty good. Hell, it could hardly fare worse.

 

[Snake Plissken]

Wait, what? A Spider-Man Broadway show? Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with that concept?

I'm not sure, but you are apparently the only one who never reads Escapist headlines or never watches the news. It's on, like, daily. It's got more casualties than fucking Vietnam at this point.

 

[SpcyhknBC]

I think we may have found a new Macbeth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scottish_Play

 

[Danpascooch]

Wait, what? A Spider-Man Broadway show? Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with that concept?

You are SO late to the party, it's not even funny.

Not only are they making a Spiderman broadway musical, but it's the most expensive broadway show in history, and all of the actors are getting horribly injured during practices.

 

[no oneder]

Wait, what? A Spider-Man Broadway show? Am I the only one who thinks there is something wrong with that concept?

Have you been living in Mars?? Geez, even my grandma knows about this. And yes, it was doomed from the very beginning.

 

[Theplatypusqueen]

I just got a great idea for a Broadway show! It's called Dark: Turn Off the Spider-Man and is a dramatic retelling of the madness of the showrunners that plagued this production from the start until its inevitable demise.

It could be pretty good. Hell, it could hardly fare worse.

Hell, I'd see it. The making of this thing sounds like a better story than the musical ever will be.

 

[BlindMessiah94]

I think we may have found a new Macbeth

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scottish_Play

Ah ninja'd. Yeah, I think it might replace it, if it ever sees the light of day

 

[GamemasterAnthony]

I just got a great idea for a Broadway show! It's called Dark: Turn Off the Spider-Man and is a dramatic retelling of the madness of the showrunners that plagued this production from the start until its inevitable demise.

It could be pretty good. Hell, it could hardly fare worse.

Hell, I'd see it. The making of this thing sounds like a better story than the musical ever will be.

Seconded. Especially since people seem to like stories of people who fall from grace nowadays. Look at the fact someone actually made a movie about the Enron situation.

 

[Nouw]

It's the final warning before someone dies! Seriously, just end it now!

Or breaks a leg

 

[thecourtlibrarian]

Oh Julie Taymor....please stop making things. Please. The Tempest was a laughably terrible attempt at a Shakespearean film-- but at least no one got seriously injured during it's production!

 

[BabyRaptor]

I said it last article and it bears repeating: This play is cursed. End it.