Spontaneity!

[Pimppeter2]

I really want to just punch random people in the face. Just to see what would happen. That or random kids in class.

 

[MajoraPersona]

I've wanted to disembowel random people walking around. Stab them, shoot them, bite their jugular veins...

Also buy some Lego bricks. I like Lego.

 

[JanatUrlich]

It's kind of like how when you're up really high and you look over the edge of where you're standing, you get the urge to jump.

I get that all the time D= It's gotten to the point where I just don't go anywhere high anymore XD Especially waterfalls

I always just wanna get on random buses to places! I've only ever done it once though D=

I spontaneously got my nipple pierced too though, that was cool. I was just in town like "shit son, I need a piece of metal through my nipple"

 

[whiskey rock n' roller]

Car surfing, it just looks so stupidly awesome.

 

[lwm3398]

Car surfing, it just looks so stupidly awesome.

My mom's friends used to hold onto car bumpers while they had on roller skates and just go.

But riding on top would be SPECTACULARLY AWESOME.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

Wander into a small cafe wearing a stained lab coat, stinking of acetone (no, wait, cyclohexene!) and loudly demand sodium chloride and ethanoic acid to go with my fried, diced Solanum tuberosum and cylindrical processed porcine muscular tissue.

 

[Sigel]

Car surfing, it just looks so stupidly awesome.

My mom's friends used to hold onto car bumpers while they had on roller skates and just go.

But riding on top would be SPECTACULARLY AWESOME.

And it is awesome!! My friends and I used to go car surfing all the time. It is such a rush.

BUT-It is dangerous!!! So don't be a tard, go car surfing, break your neck, and then blame a poster for saying it was fun. We never went over 20mph, and we wore helmets and pads.

Topicwise-I have always wanted to throw pies at random people for no reason and with no consequences.

 

[awesomeemosewa]

i suddenly got the urge to punch te guy next to me, i did. (he was like 10 years old.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Occasionally I get the urge to kill people.
Not in a rage, or anything.
It's kind of like how when you're up really high and you look over the edge of where you're standing, you get the urge to jump.

Like this, except replace "killing" with "beat the shit out of" and "Not in a rage" with "All of the time". Then get rid of the last sentence.

EDIT: And take out "occasionally"

 

[sky14kemea]

I wanna go through town dressed as a big muffin and follow anyone dressed in red >.>

 

[AvsJoe]

I would love to walk on a somewhat populated beach with a boom box and a mic. I'd set the boom box down on something flat, like a makeshift stage or something, and throw on a catchy upbeat reggae tune (if anyone has heard the song Choco-Late, that'd be the one). Then I'd do some kick ass Capoeira shit while everyone is singing and dancing to the song. But since:

1. I don't own a boom box,
2. I don't live near a beach,
3. I don't know any Capoeira,
4. No one seems to have heard of that song so they wouldn't be able to sing along, and
5. Few people can dance spontaineously,

this shit ain't happening.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Like this, except replace "killing" with "beat the shit out of" and "Not in a rage" with "All of the time". Then get rid of the last sentence.

EDIT: And take out "occasionally"

"Like this, but completely different in every way that matters."

Yeah well you're completely different in every way that matters!

*runs off crying*

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Yeah well you're completely different in every way that matters!

*runs off crying*

OH YEAH?
IT IS SO FUCKING ON!

YOUR FACE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENCE BLAH SOMETHING ABOUT FAMILY MATTERS!

Let's stop this argument before it devolves into fisticuffs.

 

[ygetoff]

I've always wanted to incite looting and rioting, but nobody around me seems to hate present society as much as I do.

I once did this. But nobody listened.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Let's stop this argument before it devolves into fisticuffs.

Agreed.
I'd hate for you to have to run away crying.

Fine, have it your way. I got Mike Tyson and Joe Frazier right here. *kisses fists*

 

[cleverlymadeup]

Mine is somewhat familiar to yours. Except I wanted to go to the foodcourt in the mall, and with a bunch of people, start dancing and singing in sync. It would be awesome.

singing out of sync isn't too hard, dancing out of sync gets harder as the song goes on, you have to consciously think about where you're hitting the notes, it's actually best to go off the second beat instead of the first but still you have to think about it

anyways never really been for those spontaneously strange things

 

[IxionIndustries]

I want to eat a thousand bags "Flamin' Hot" Cheetos.

Yes. That is my spontaneous desire at the moment.

 

[MR.Spartacus]

I like to imagine what it would look like if I crossed the line into on coming traffic. I visualize some pretty spectacular head-on crashes. Seriously imagining a hearse and whatever the oncoming car is a bit relaxing

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Fine, have it your way. I got Mike Tyson and Joe Frazier right here. *kisses fists*

http://ohyesidid.com/
Bring it on, bitchmotherfucker!
I got MICHAEL C HALL AND JESUS (oh wait they're THE SAME PERSON)

Well I don't see the similarities!

 

[lwm3398]

Fine, have it your way. I got Mike Tyson and Joe Frazier right here. *kisses fists*

http://ohyesidid.com/
Bring it on, bitchmotherfucker!
I got MICHAEL C HALL AND JESUS (oh wait they're THE SAME PERSON)

Hey! No arguments like this on my thread! Go do it on poojmoob or bootjoob of fagtroll's threads!