SPORTS BALL!!! v2.0

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Witnessed one of the most incredible football plays in the history of the sport yesterday. Philadelphia Eagles' running back Saquon Barkley made three of the Jacksonville Jaguars' defenders look like children in the span of about 5 yards. They're making you watch it on YouTube, but please, do so; they will be talking about this play forever.

EDIT: Ok, so apparently, with videos restricted like this, it doesn't accept the timestamp, so go to the 35 second mark. Barkley slips the first defender like he's not even there; spins on the second defender like a choreographed dance, and while backwards out of the spin, leaps BACKWARDS, reverse hurdle, over the third defender making him whiff a textbook low tackle. It was incredible; straight out of the Matrix. Had the rest of the Jaguars not finally brought him down, and he managed to turn THAT into 6 points, we'd be talking about the greatest play of all time. Hands down. No love for the Eagles, but mad respect for Barkley on this one; he's set an impossibly high bar for the running back position. We won't be seeing Derrick Henry or anyone else doing anything like this again any time soon. For the life of me, I don't know what the Giants were thinking letting Barkley go like they did.

 
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Sauber was bad anyway.
Yeah, Sauber is bad, but they KNOW they are bad, aren't developing their car, and are content just holding a spot for Audi in 2026. That said, a seat in F1 is a seat in F1, and I'd have preferred Bottas be in one, even if it's a bad one, until a better opportunity comes up. He has a respectable resume, one that pretty much proves out the "is it the car or is it the driver" debate; 10 wins in a competitive car is nothing to sneeze at, and 2 more than Daniel Ricciardo who got chances at damn near every team on the grid. The buzz is Bottas might get a reserve seat back at Mercedes, which is at least SOMETHING; then I'll just have to pray George Russell or Kimi Antonelli suffer sever head trauma.

In other news, fuck's sake, the 49ers gave me a heart attack yesterday. Our kicker Jake Moddy needs to be run out of town. Who misses three field goals and keeps their fucking job?? When it came own to him to win the game in the closing seconds, I about had a fucking baby. He made it, but STILL fucking barely; you could see it drifting right after all but grinding the right upright. Deebo Samuel was channeling the energy of all NIners fans when he tried to choke out Moody's long snapper, lol.

 

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In other news, fuck's sake, the 49ers gave me a heart attack yesterday. Our kicker Jake Moddy needs to be run out of town. Who misses three field goals and keeps their fucking job?? When it came own to him to win the game in the closing seconds, I about had a fucking baby. He made it, but STILL fucking barely; you could see it drifting right after all but grinding the right upright. Deebo Samuel was channeling the energy of all NIners fans when he tried to choke out Moody's long snapper, lol.

It was a real bad week for field goal kicking.
 
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Tyson is like... Fucking old... He could get seriously hurt.
He's still Tyson. He's still got those infamous hands, stays in shape, and is still towing that line between humanity and insanity, the latter of which he's no stranger to dipping his toe into the waters of when he flips the fight switch to the on position. Not predicting anything, but the '80s kid in me who grew up fearing Tyson, and the 44-year-old me who finds YouTube famous people and "influencers" largely annoying, would love to see Paul get his chin punched up through the top of his skull.
 

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We live in the worst timeline, Jake Paul was not killed in the ring by the geriatric convicted rapist.