Oh, what I wouldn't give for a current-gen remake of Bushido Blade.
My girlfriend was used to watching me and my best friend, Chip, play Diablo or Street Fighter II, so when she saw us playing Bushido, slowly circling one another in a bamboo thicket, she stopped and asked, "So, are either of you going to do anything, or what?" Chip
barely glanced toward her in annoyance and...
*SLICE*...his yari-wielding little girl crumpled in a heap as my character flourishes his blade before sliding it home in its scabbard. The girlfriend was a bit taken aback, "Holy... only one hit? There's NO WAY I'm playing that against either of you."
Heheheh. And then I figured out the
quickly-outlawed wakizashi throw:
Match opens.
*fling*
:
pponent crumples::
Match ends.
"You've got to be FRIKKIN' kidding me."