Star Trek: Captains Log

[ImSkeletor]

In this we write the experiences of a starfleet captain. Like this
USER1: Day 43: Today number two broke the chain of command so i killed his dog.
USER2: Day 44: Number two learned of this and burned by collection of classic movies.
User3: I shot number two out an air lock and made it look like an accident.
So it is time to start.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: day 20 I think someone is messing with the log. and I'm a fat sissy.

 

[The Warden]

User 5: Day 34 - I got a hard-on in front of the crew today after seeing a particularly sexy female. Considering the jumpsuits we wear, it was somewhat obvious. Embarrassment is overflowing, countering with Whiskey.
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Just wanted to ask, do we keep switching users or do we just stick with the one we started with?
For example, several posts from now, if I do one again, will I again call him 'User 5'?

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Day 34 some guy got a hard on today so I swiched out his wiskey with space floor polish
......or was that my wiskey?

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 1: man why did number two write those last several notes in a retarded way. Me and a new guy had a fight. After my ribs, jaw, and right leg heal he will get whats comming to him.

 

[Scde2]

Day 35: Reminder to leave a captains log.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 36: The Klingon on board is a scumbag. I think he is in the hallway I'm going to set him straight. *Girlish screams*

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Day-who cares anymore. I think the computer might be depressed so everyone tell him he's doing a good job.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 42: My pants felll down infront of the entire crew. I am so sad.

 

[Scde2]

Day ?: Need to find out what day it is today.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 44: it was day 43 yesterday.

 

[Scde2]

Day ?: Just realized there are no days in space.

 

[Dr.Susse]

User 4: Birthday today- no one remembered am I a bad person or just does no one like me......happy birthday to *sob sob* me.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Stardate #####: I learned there are stardates in space but I don't know how stardates work and it wasn't my birthday yesterday

 

[Scde2]

Day 0: Toilet got clogged up today, *sigh*, it's going to be one of those weeks.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day 0: I can't figure out dates so every day is day 0. A ferangi stole my money

 

[The Warden]

User 5: Day 67 - The crew has seems to have been struck with a sudden forgetfulness of how shit works in space, which they were taught at the Academy. While I am fearful it will strike me too, at least everyone seems to have forgotten about the Hard-On incident.
I feel sorry for the guy who dropped his pants though, after what I was through. I think I'll buy him a drink.

 

[ImSkeletor]

(The warden READ THE FIRST POST.)
Day 0: number 2 fell and spilled battery acid on my pants. IT BURNS SO MUCH!

 

[Scde2]

Day 6 or 7: Christ! This job is boooring. I mean what the fuck are we patrolling, couldn't the enemies just like go really fast past us.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day N: Must remember to clean the windows, flying through space at 5 bajillion miles an hour really gets them dirty.