Star Trek: Captains Log

[ImSkeletor]

Day 70000: I really don't know the freakin date. *EXPLOSION* *SIRENS* Holy s... what was that.

LATER: A Romulan ship attacked. I managed to fight it off.*Number two's voice* actually captain you crapped yourself and tried to surrender. I fought them off.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day 70001: I didn't know other people's voices could be heard in my own personal log *muffled noises from the box behind the desk* This might be a problem.

 

[Scde2]

Day $: We were sent to break up a fight between two planets, nuked them both.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day Blue: I got a really nice jumper from my gran, its made of wool... God I miss the days when interesting stuff happened.

 

[Scde2]

Day: Some dick stole my porn. When I find him, he is going to be ejected into space.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day bannana: Today we went to a nice peaceful planet took all the resources then blew it up.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day Wood: Ran out of socks, I wish someone would put some carpet down on the hull so it wouldn't be so cold. Oh but then I'd have to clean it because no one else will want carpet or be unable to decide on what colour or fabric and then I'll make the executive decision and the Bridge Officers will then tell me that I wanted it so I have to clean it. I need some new socks.

 

[Scde2]

Green Day: I'm going insane... The walls are collasping around me...

 

[sky14kemea]

Day: 69 User: 69: Hehehe... Wait till the Captain sees thi- Oh crap! *bzzt*

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day Inveder Zim: I got some new socks. Who knew Ferangi skin was so confortable?

 

[sky14kemea]

Day after Tomorrow: Captin's Log... still won't flush. I'll try again tomorrow.

 

[Disaster Button]

Day 2: Sm dt dltd ll f th vwls n my cptns lg ntry bk thng, th dck.

 

[Scde2]

Day Y2K: *static*kill all*static*

 

[Disaster Button]

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Oh god I broke my Captain's Log Book thingy, now who's going to listen to me pontificate.

 

[Scde2]

May Day: Found my porn today, it was under the bed. Wish I knew that before I threw half the crew into space.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day pie: This has been a boring day nothing has happened *other voice* HEEEEEEELP I am beig held captive please *Sound of lazer fire then silence*

 

[Disaster Button]

Doomsday: Today was pretty cheerful, actually.

 

[Scde2]

Independance Day: Who the fuck decorated this ship, at least they could've made it cozier.

 

[ImSkeletor]

Day egg: today we invaded a planet mostly populated by small children. Those scumbags had it comin.

 

[Scde2]

Today: I think I left the oven on at home.