Star Trek Hypospray Now Real

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Demon ID said:
Logan Westbrook said:
Hopefully the next step will be the dermal regenerator.
No, hopefully the next step will be a holographic doctor, who can sing, has a terrible bed side manner and also appears in the television series stargate atlantis...

I should go be quiet somewhere for a while.
No, don't be quiet! You've totally got my attention!
 

Signa

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Just waiting for the pornos to start coming out

Doctor: P.L.E.A.S.E. me nurse

Nurse: Ok doctor....

Doctor: Mmmmm





Patient: *dies*
 

Sinspiration

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I hate Tomorrows World, they claimed such innovations would be here so much sooner.. Where was this when I was dealing with needles huh?! XD

BoogieManFL said:
A few reasons that make this good for the naysayers.

Good for people who fear needles, especially children.
Good for the environment. Reusable. Less waste. Cheaper in the long run, no waste disposal.
Good for your health. A laser isn't going to carry nasty foreign agents into your body.
Good for getting needed medicine administered quickly.
Good for people who have hard to find veins.
Good for people with poor blood clotting. A laser can cut a hole far smaller than any needle.
Good for uncooperative recipients.
Good for emergencies. Far easier for someone with no injection knowledge to use.

That's just off the top of my head.
Good for any psychopath/serial killer/rapist who gets their hands on it and enough of their desired chemical to induce hallucinagens, put their target to sleep or indeed outright poison/kill them.

I'm not saying no to the device, but just pointing out bad stuff can happen too xD
 
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ultimateownage said:
Wait, where does the A and second E come from in the acronym?
Uh...Hmmm. PLEASE...Painless Laser Epidural System....

Painless Laser EpidurAl SystEm? I guess?

That's more of a stretch the GLaDOS. And maybe creepier. But I guess it's catchier then PLES.

Actually, it really isn't.
 
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Signa said:
Just waiting for the pornos to start coming out

Doctor: P.L.E.A.S.E. me nurse

Nurse: Ok doctor....

Doctor: Mmmmm





Patient: *dies*
You have just been elected (by me) to be the funniest person on the planet. Congratulations.

I'm not being sarcastic, I just laughed my ASS off.