Silvianoshei said:
Wow. That's...bleeding awful. Yeesh. I think I used that line in foreplay at some point.
They might as well have just called it STAR WARS: REVELATIONS instead.
Agreed. It's so . . . I mean, for one, it's a title that tells us absolutely nothing about what's going on in the story. Episode 1: The Phantom Menace - There is a hidden enemy threatening us.
Episode 2: Attack of the Clones - Admittedly stupid, but it tells us that there will be clones and they will be attacking.
Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith - The Sith are going to rise from power, gaining revenge for being nearly destroyed in the past.
Episode 4: A New Hope - After a long period of oppression, there is a new hope for the Galaxy.
Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back - The empire is retaliating for what the rebels did in the previous movie.
Episode 6: Return of the Jedi - The Jedi, having nearly been driven to extinction, are going to come back and fix the problem.
Episode 7: The Force Awakens - . . . um, what? It doesn't feel like it belongs. It feels utterly generic for a series where all of the titles were, by design, sort of generic. I suppose that's an accomplishment, it its own, incredibly brain-damaged way.