Star Wars: Retold by Someone Who Never Saw It

[Jared Rea]

Star Wars: Retold by Someone Who Never Saw It

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, Chewbacca was but a deformed ewok while Hans Solo and Luke the farmer totally made out.


The original Star Wars trilogy [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars#Original_trilogy]. One of the greatest and most celebrated science-fiction tales of our time, reconstructed and re-released many times over, with an entire culture built around it. If you are a human being living in a modern civilization, it is almost statistically impossible for you not have at least a very basic knowledge of George Lucas' universe.

Of course, if you haven't actually watched the films and have merely absorbed said basic knowledge of the original trilogy, you probably have a pretty mixed-up idea of how all those fantastic pieces fit together. Behold.

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[Lyiat]

I just... died a little inside while watching this... dear gods...

 

[Varchld]

That's awesome
This was better then the newer 3 movies at least.
I like This [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4] better though.


EDIT: To respond to the guy below me. I think it's because they could have been so much more. I liked episode 3 and 2 had some good points.
I mainly added the second line so I wasn't just posting a couple of words.

 

[tthor]

That's awesome
This was better then the newer 3 movies at least.
I like This [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4] better though.

why does every1 always make fun of the newer starwars movies,
i personally liked them better than the original ones, (fell asleep during movie 5 x_x)

 

[Susan Arendt]

Oh, lord, that was hilarious.

Now someone make her watch the damn movies.

 

[DuncanRR]

...Well, "Eewok" originated as a palindrome for "Wookie", so she's right about Chewbacca.

EDIT:

I like This [http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=lk5_OSsawz4] better though.

Loved the Jurassic Park bit!

 

[Lift]

That was so funny it nearly killed me!

 

[calelogan]

Hilarious!

Makes you think how - even if you're not a Star Wars fan - the plot is so broadly disseminated among us it seems "normal".

Kudos to the girl who put it together! Takes a lot of courage...and probably a few years in isolation from geek culture. xD

 

[Dommyboy]

Brilliant news. I'm surprised this didn't make it onto the national seven o'clock news. The shopped pictures were the best.

 

[shadow_pirate22]

Dark side of the moon... lol.

 

[xxDarlenexx]

Wow...just...wow....
(and kudos on the editing. That's what really makes it)

And as much as we raz the girl, at least she's honest in her convictions. She was truly sure that 90% of what came out of her mouth actually happened perfectly in the films.



Now I feel like giving my original trilogy boxed set a hug.

 

[FattyMcGee]

i laughed so hard i thought my underwear were going to the dark side

 

[Canebrake]

The ending of that made me cry.
Luke and Han?....ewwww

 

[PureChaos]

that's awesome, i love it.

 

[Smiles]

I haven't watched the trilogy since I was a little kid, but that sounded pretty accurate.

 

[L.B. Jeffries]

Heh, reminds me of the Drunk History videos. Good stuff.

 

[MrGFunk]

...Well, "Eewok" originated as a palindrome for "Wookie", so she's right about Chewbacca.

That's not a palindrome its an almost anagram. Kind of a phonetic anagram. Which is weird.

EDIT: I'm not trying to be mean. I thought you should know.

 

[Knight Templar]

I would watch that movie.

Well I watched revenge of the sith so I guess I have!

 

[the_tramp]

That was immense. However if I'd just seen random point I'd've found it difficult to name Lando. However the best part was the 'Hans Olo' vs. 'Han Solo' duel.