My eyes rolled so hard at this headline my optic nerves exploded.
So I didn't read the article. Sorry. Sploded optic nerves.
So I didn't read the article. Sorry. Sploded optic nerves.
They are. In the form of Episodes VII, VIII, and IX.Clive Howlitzer said:Does anyone care about backstories for existing characters? I know I don't. Give me something new.
OOOH!CriticalMiss said:I look forward to replacing all of the kitchenware I own with Chewbacca plates and cutlery. May the merch be with me.Lucasfilm primarily licensed Star Wars toys, but Disney plans to broaden the franchise into "housewares."
I want a Millennium Falcon.Redlin5 said:OOOH!CriticalMiss said:I look forward to replacing all of the kitchenware I own with Chewbacca plates and cutlery. May the merch be with me.Lucasfilm primarily licensed Star Wars toys, but Disney plans to broaden the franchise into "housewares."
I want a Millennium Falcon shaped party tray!
That would require them to stop outsourcing all the work abroad to unskilled workers in Asia though.Easton Dark said:I want a Millennium Falcon.
Work on that instead, Disney.
According to the codex aspergers, the Millenium Falcon was built by underpaid Bothans.Redlin5 said:That would require them to stop outsourcing all the work abroad to unskilled workers in Asia though.
Doesn't sound profitable? Doesn't sound Disney.
The Millenium Falcon is almost the right shape for a toilet seat, you could pretend you are doing the Kessel run in less than twelve poosecs.Redlin5 said:OOOH!CriticalMiss said:I look forward to replacing all of the kitchenware I own with Chewbacca plates and cutlery. May the merch be with me.Lucasfilm primarily licensed Star Wars toys, but Disney plans to broaden the franchise into "housewares."
I want a Millennium Falcon shaped party tray!
Screw those guys...whoever they are. They need to make a Jar Jar Binks movie. He at least got some screen time so we would care about where he came from. It could be a downward spiral of lies, alcohol, and clumsiness that culminate in his entire race abandoning him to die of privation in the parched wastes of the overworld. But cruel, cruel fate had another destiny in mind for him. And us.james.sponge said:We need Greedo origin story... and Wedge's as well![]()