Stealth: The Game

[Neonbob]

hah! She's an ex now...
dammit.

I have a hobo distract you as I come up behind you and cut your throat.

 

[Azraellod]

i continue walking when they step out in front of me, knocking him over as i continue.

i lure you down a passage and use a remote control to open a trapdoor filled with spikes.

 

[Neonbob]

I leap over it, and kick you down the pit!

I put tons of lard and grease on your steps.

 

[Azraellod]

i slip an fall, landing on my brother and injuring him instead.

i slowly poison you by putting mercury into your water supply.

 

[Neonbob]

I use a brita filter.
Yaay brita.

I rig your chair with a large spring that will shoot you seven hundred feet in the air when you sit down.

 

[Pimp Sauce]

when the spring goes off i dont go up, the chair goes down
to kill you
i send a whale assassin

 

[Neonbob]

I nuke it. Done and done.

I sent you on a plane, first class, and then sabotage the engines, so you fall into the pacific ocean.

 

[Pimp Sauce]

i dont get on the plane because i dont trust you after fucking nuking my whale!
and nukes arent stealthy

when you are looking to see if i got on the plane i slit your throat

 

[Neonbob]

I heat-seal the wound, and stab you in the eye with the cauterizing gun.
[sup]The counter doesn't need to be stealthy, though.[/sup]

I hypnotize you, and get you to walk off a high cliff.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I heat-seal the wound, and stab you in the eye with the cauterizing gun.
[sup]The counter doesn't need to be stealthy, though.[/sup]

I hypnotize you, and get you to walk off a high cliff.

I have the ability to fly.

I sneak into your room whilest you sleep and poison you. Then, I throw a sweet rave party in your living room that wakes you up and you come in there and start passing out and vomiting and everybody thinks you've just had to much to drink. Then you die

 

[Azraellod]

i wake up when you enter. there is an alarm on my door.

i convince you to read the world's most depressing, suicide inducing book.

 

[Cilliandrew]

I accidentally pick out the german version of the book, which i can't read.

I shoot you via ricochet off the wall, Robocop 2 style!

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

I'm wearing a flak jacket and the ricochet isn't powerful enough to break

I wait till you fall asleep and then I use a bunch of burning wood to lite your house on fire. It looks like an accident because no gasoline or other fuel was involved

 

[Pimp Sauce]

i get a leaf blower and blow the fire on to you before you can burn my house down, *****

i then kill your friends and family forcing you into suicide

 

[StormSmash]

All my friends and family are already dead by my own hands, and i am quite happy with that... muhahaha...

I sabotage all your plug sockets and unplug everything, Plug in a toaster and you'll get more than toasted bread!

 

[Azraellod]

when i get in, there is a power cut. i use a torch, notice the sabotage, and call an electrician.

i coat your computer keyboard with poison that reacts on contact.

 

[SteakHeart]

My cat licks it off. Wow, she can really survive this crap!

I stuff your pillow with crabs, both spy and king.

 

[Azraellod]

i sleep on the floor rather then in my bed. the mannequin i leave in my place gets torn apart instead.

i creep up behind you and inject you with pure nicotine.

 

[ghalkhsdkssakgh]

I survive the Nicotine. No side effects, except heavy addiction.

I hide under your bed and thrust a three foot sharpened iron pole through the mattress, and your body while you're sleeping.