Stereotypes

[Raziel_Likes_Souls]

Canadian: Molson drinking, pot smoking, Michael J Fox creating, Wayne Gretzky making, hockey playing, lacrosse loving, snow boarding, Igloo living, Canadian. Most people know that Molson sucks compared to Guiness. False, False, I don't have Fox in my name or Gretzky, I hate hockey, Lacrosse is okay, I have never gone snow boarding, I have never seen an Igloo, because the province I live in is right above Montana.

Filipino: Little G-string wearing midget that knows how to fight with sticks, and eats dogs.

All wrong except the Fighting with Sticks thing. I actually know Eskrima.

1/unknown fraction Chinese: I know Kung Fu, I know acrobatics, and I like to eat sardine crackers. Mostly wrong. I know Parkour and a Bit of Sanda, Wing Tsun, and Shuio Jiao. And Shrimp crackers are better.

 

[white_salad]

Australian so:

I live in a kangaroo
I have an annoying accent
I'm friendly but simple
I wear khaki
I have a large knife


...Americans freak out when they come here, they're like "So do you ride kangaroos to school?", it's annoying. And all of it's wrong, I hate animals, I speak with a Half Irish half city Australian accent, I'm an asshole and reasonably intelligent, I wear dark colors and think khaki is weird, though I must admit I like the knife idea...

I personally apologize for all Americans. But that knife thing is pretty cool though. I wish my stereotype enabled me to carry a deadly weapon.

You obviously forgot about the Southern states and the bill of rights.

I'm and Enliglish man living in Australia. I would consider myself more Australian as the majority of my life and education has taken place here. So I get best of both stereotypes; when in Australia I'm and Englishman and when in England I'm an Australian.

Well, I'm from California, thus I'm a hippie apparently, so I can't use a weapon because they're bad...man.

 

[Fronken]

Im swedish, and apparently i speak like german tourists and is gay, atleast according to american movies

 

[iseko]

Belgium

We eat fries with mayonaise alot. True

We drink alot of beer. So true... The drinking age is 16, but they serve you beer from 12-13.

Apparently to most americans, belgium doesn't exist and we all live in Brussels. Not true

We have alot of different beer types. True, We have over a 1000 different beer types and our population is about 10 million. So for every 10000 people we have a different beer.

 

[QGandalf]

I reckon the French would definitely declare war on the Kiwis if they could.
I was born in England and moved to Australia in '96, so when I go overseas I am Australian, and here I'm considered a pom. So I get both stereotypes applied - most of which has already been posted so I'll not re-type.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I'm overweight, so apparently I can't look at food without scoffing it down, my diet consists of fast food and desserts, and a trip to McDonalds usualy results in bankruptcy for the family.

 

[cheesecake123]

Stereotyping has only really affected in my school years, where people would make assumptions of who or what i am because of the music i listened to or the people i associated with.

I wear black therefore i'm a goth: it's called a school uniform, you are wearing one too, nice observation.

Your friends are goths therefore you are one too: No, they choose their own lifestyle just like i did... And i prefer the term "Artist".

Your music is nothing but heavy guitars and screaming!: No, my music is techno and Instrumental, but what would you know? you've never actually ASKED.

Your hair is long and dark! You must be a goth!: It's long because i look like shit with short hair and it's called my NATURAL hair colour, sorry i didn't choose peroxide blonde like you...

You act weird! you're a weirdo! we should hate you now!: I'm being unique, try you fucking sheep!


I can't think of anymore, but those used to get on my nerves.

oh god i hate school.

here's some stereotypes of me by other schoolkids.

im a quiet guy so i must get beaten by my parents - oh god no the worst i got was when i was
slaped on the back of my head for screaming the f-word at the age of 6.

i have long hair so i must listen to heavy metal - although i like heavy metal i like other music e.g jimi hendrix and i live in a small village so i only have long hair because i dont feel like traveling to the town centre to find a decent barbers.

im very tall (5ft6/5) so i must be monumentally stupid - this is just annoying as i know a bit about history it comes from the same person which i knew all the answers of his little history quiz.

 

[Bored Tomatoe]

I'm from the south, so apparently:
I live on a cotton plantation.
I am extremely racist.
I hate them yankees.
I say "yall" (I don't)

I listen to metal and rock, and wear black a good deal so apparently: I'm either a goth or an emo, the sheep are still debating... "baaahhh"

 

[Drolly The Escapist Monster]

Everybody thinks us monsters have limited vocabulary like: me chase Mraaaaawh.

Actually, we have a great expansion of technical and non technical terms.

 

[ae86gamer]

Im half Mexican so my stereotypes are.......
-I automatically know how to speak spanish<---I dont and thats why i get made fun of by everyone in my family.
-Im an illegal immigrant.<---I was born in a Chicago Hospital.
-I wear sombreros.<----No
-I sleep all day<--True but thats because im a lazy teenager.
-I eat beans and tortillas all day.<--No
-I mow peoples lawns.<---I dont even mow my own lawn.
Theres way more but I dont wanna be typing all day.

 

[Trivun]

I'm from England. I drink lots of tea, eat plenty of crumpets and say things like 'spiffing'.

Actually, I'm not joking.

Actually, I'm British and I do that. Apart from the 'spiffing' bit. My Nan holds tea in great regard and I absolutely love crumpets (damn, you've made me hungry now, and I am seriously not joking there, I am actually hungry despite it being quite late now...). However, if you ever catch me saying anything like 'spiffing' then simply kill me please. Note that this isn't an invitation for you, Max...

 

[traceur_]

I'm an Australian so I must talk like crocodile dundee, always have a beer in my hand, and wear one of those stupid hats with the corks dangling in my face, though I wouldn't mind having dundee's knife and hat.

but I FUCKING LOVE MY ACCENT

 

[Vrud]

I'm a lesbian, a woman, an American, a college student, I was raised on a farm...

And yet all that is overridden by my nerd and misanthrope statuses and boy, do I live up to stereotypes on THOSE. One day, I will rise up and devour the sun people... but for now, my monitor is too glowy.

 

[Ramthundar]

Well, I was born in Germany, so I have a couple of stereotypes:

I'm a heavy drinker: Not true, yet.
I like to wear lederhosen: Also not true. Yet.
I like to wear spandex and dance to techno: ....next question
I have a wife named Helga that can carry cows on her back: No, though I do like my women big.
I have a deep hatred of all things Jewish and any other Non-German thing: Definitly false, reason why I came to America is to get away from all the white people. I ended up in Minnesota. Effin a'.
I like chocolate and schniztel to a fetish degree: Hell yes.

Well, those are some of the stereotypes I've heard about German people. Please add more if you remeber any.

 

[Dainobi]

im a white Australian, very blonde hair, fair skinned with blue eyes. i am quite reguarly called a "Nazi" coz of my colouring.

 

[Neesa]

I'm 1/2 Black and 1/2 Puerto Rican. Apparently, I steal TVs while eating rice and beans, grape Kool-Aid with a side of watermelon and rape the English language. Oh goodness me.

 

[MercurySteam]

im a white Australian, very blonde hair, fair skinned with blue eyes. i am quite reguarly called a "Nazi" coz of my colouring.

Really? I figured that you'd make a better Russian than a Nazi. XD

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Australian so:

I live in a kangaroo
I have an annoying accent
I'm friendly but simple
I wear khaki
I have a large knife


...Americans freak out when they come here, they're like "So do you ride kangaroos to school?", it's annoying. And all of it's wrong, I hate animals, I speak with a Half Irish half city Australian accent, I'm an asshole and reasonably intelligent, I wear dark colors and think khaki is weird, though I must admit I like the knife idea...

And by "annoying" accent do you mean sexy as Hell?

Okay, I'm from New Jersey sooo...

I'm a bad driver -- True

I've got 9 inch acrylic nails -- False as Hell

I'm in the mob or have mob connections -- False (OR IS IT???)

I make short o's long o's like "cawfee and "dawg" instead of coffee and dog -- False

I'm a money grubbing slut -- False

I've got big hair -- Also false

I love Bruce Springsteen -- Oh so true

My state smells funny -- Also true (for the most part)

My entire state is a highway -- False, there are some really pretty parts of Jersey, I live near a huge reservation

I call it the shore -- True, but only if it's in Jersey.

I say "Joisey" -- False, no one does.

 

[TheEvilDuck]

Also...

I'm converting to Judaism and consider myself (spiritually if not officially) Jewish so...

I love money more than my family -- False

I say "oi" a lot -- True (But I think that's because I live in New Jersey. I also say "schlep" "kepi" and "faclempt")

I like pickles -- False

I don't believe in Jesus -- I believe he existed, I just don't think he was the Messaiah

I care only about Jewish people and support Israel 100% -- False. Neither party is innocent.

My only concern is money and getting it. -- Extremely false.

All I do is complain -- False

I'm a really good student -- Well, usually. I do screw up. A lot.



And lest I forget

I'm an American soooo....

I'm an idiot -- False

I'm conservative -- False, I'm as liberal as they come without worshiping Marx

I shop at Wall-Mart -- False, I LOATHE Wall-Mart

I'm fat -- A little over weight, but not really.

I hate Mexicans -- False

I'm a crazy Christian who forces the bible on everyone -- False, I'm Jewish

I like nukes and dropping them on people -- False

I think I own the planet -- False

I watch Fox News -- FALSE, I only listen to NPR

I love guns -- False, I was part of the Million Mom March for better gun control

I don't care about the rest of the world -- False

I hate Muslims -- Also false

I don't know anything about the rest of the world, or really American history -- False, I love history and am the biggest Anglo-phile on the planet

I think Australians ride in pouches of kangaroos, Africans throw spears, the Irish are drunks, the English say "pip, pip cheerio," Mexicans steal things, Russians are commies, the Chinese aren't good for anything but making cheap junk, Muslims all want Jihad, and black people are all "gangstas" or "hos" --- FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE

 

[llewgriff]

I'm welsh and I live in Wales so I like happy fun time with sheep. thoses I must say when I see a sheep I just loose control sometimes..