Still Just a Rat

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I know he's grinning because he turned out to be right after all, but the art really makes it look like he's just a sick fuck who enjoys the view of a person getting eaten alive by rats. Or maybe that's just my interpretation.
 

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:) This is the best Critical Miss yet. Hands down.
I will have to get this game soon.
 

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Skeleon said:
I know he's grinning because he turned out to be right after all, but the art really makes it look like he's just a sick fuck who enjoys the view of a person getting eaten alive by rats. Or maybe that's just my interpretation.
It's missing the next panel where he constantly switches from "Yay! I was right! Hah! Fuck you, Soldier #1!" happy face to "Oh God, they're eating out Soldier #3's intestines!" horror face. Probably would have killed it though....

When it drops in price a bit, will probably pick it up just because of this article. So that when I play, this comic will be firmly entrenched in the back of my head.

After Assassin's Creed, any more stealthy actions games sounds fun.
 

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CleverCover said:
Skeleon said:
I know he's grinning because he turned out to be right after all, but the art really makes it look like he's just a sick fuck who enjoys the view of a person getting eaten alive by rats. Or maybe that's just my interpretation.
It's missing the next panel where he constantly switches from "Yay! I was right! Hah! Fuck you, Soldier #1!" happy face to "Oh God, they're eating out Soldier #3's intestines!" horror face. Probably would have killed it though....
That could've worked that way if, for example, his pupils were directed at soldier #1 instead of at the scene of the carnage in the picture where he's grinning, I think. Because then it would've been a grin like "See, I was right!" directed at soldier #1 specifically.
 

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Blood Brain Barrier said:
some incentive to do things properly.
You do know that the entire point behind Dishonored was the eschew the whole idea that "there's a proper way to get through this level!", right? And that that's the reason it's so open, to give the player as many options as possible instead of making them feel like they're being forced into one particular solution? There are so many games already that lead you by the hand down the corridor to the end and smack your cheek if you so much as dare look away for more than a second, it's nice to finally get a game that says "Find your own way to the exit." And a good stealth game should let you just hide in the shadows and get through the entire level without engaging a single enemy, without making you feel utterly inept if you happen to be spotted.

OT: The last panel was hilarious. Finally, it was indeed "just a rat".
 

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Evil Smurf said:
Gasbandit said:
The "Pied piper of Fuck You" really made me guffaw.
go.....fly my pretties!

I picked up Pokemon Black 2 anyway so I can't buy this game anyway.

Pokemon White 2 over here ;) but, yeah, I'll pick up a copy of Dishonored when money is avaible... also I think Grey's comment should be somewhere on the game's box, instant sale :p
 

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we should petition bathesda/arkane to put 'become the pied piper of F%^& you' on the boxart for the goty edition that is blatantly coming
seriously
i would buy that box and mount it on my wall.
 

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CleverCover said:
It's missing the next panel where he constantly switches from "Yay! I was right! Hah! Fuck you, Soldier #1!" happy face to "Oh God, they're eating out Soldier #3's intestines!" horror face. Probably would have killed it though....

When it drops in price a bit, will probably pick it up just because of this article. So that when I play, this comic will be firmly entrenched in the back of my head.

After Assassin's Creed, any more stealthy actions games sounds fun.
So THAT'S Dishonored's primary rip-off source. But still, if it ain't broke and all that. I just may get the game, despite the ads with the creepy little girl singing before EVERY video on this site.

So now that the rat issue's been settled, what about the mysteriously moving cardboard boxes?
 

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DaRigger420 said:
...and just why can it not be a Ninja AND a Rat?

<img src=http://tmnt.markwinterdesigns.co.uk/splinter.gif>
Hey! that was supposed to be my line! I Used it on the last "just a rat" comic!

... then again... ninja's honor says whoever ninjas the line gets it, so go ahead. You earned it...
 

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Dishonored does actually encourage you to interact with the guards.
You get to steal their money if you.
 

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Darth_Payn said:
CleverCover said:
It's missing the next panel where he constantly switches from "Yay! I was right! Hah! Fuck you, Soldier #1!" happy face to "Oh God, they're eating out Soldier #3's intestines!" horror face. Probably would have killed it though....

When it drops in price a bit, will probably pick it up just because of this article. So that when I play, this comic will be firmly entrenched in the back of my head.

After Assassin's Creed, any more stealthy actions games sounds fun.
So THAT'S Dishonored's primary rip-off source. But still, if it ain't broke and all that. I just may get the game, despite the ads with the creepy little girl singing before EVERY video on this site.

So now that the rat issue's been settled, what about the mysteriously moving cardboard boxes?
The soldiers will just think it's a box full of rats and either ignore it all the same or shoot it before it eat their legs off. Very chancy.

Captcha: way to go donny!

Thank you for the cheer, captcha, but I'm not Donny...unless you mean Darth Payn... Is your name Donny?
 

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I've been playing this game and I ABSOLUTELY SUCK.

Need to exploit those stealth powers maor >_>
 

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So is the guy on the right the player, controlling some idiot guard?
I don't have this game yet, but the day I do is the day the "Rats in the Wall" story is reenacted, only with less survivors.
 

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:p Haven't played it yet, but according to a friend who's already beaten it, the rats are indeed the most dangerous thing in that game.

However, he's also mentioned something that applies to the other argument: the "It's never just a rat!" side. That being that there were quite a few instances in which he'd do something deserving of a "WTF?! GUARDS! ATTACK!" only to have people just carry on as though they thought it was indeed just a rat. One case in particular had him possessing a rat, exploring a bit, then poofing back to normal in front of a large crowd, and no one seemed to care at all. :3
 

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The Lugz said:
we should petition bathesda/arkane to put 'become the pied piper of F%^& you' on the boxart for the goty edition that is blatantly coming
seriously
i would buy that box and mount it on my wall.
quick/lazzy photoshop but glad to help :p

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/alfgio/dishonoredGOTY_zps7055a94f.jpg>
 

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Blood Brain Barrier said:
"Open, fun, lacking in structure".

That is why Dishonored fails as a stealth game. It feels much too loose, like you can complete the level by just sneaking through the shadows. And if someone sees you? Not to worry, just stab them. I know people don't want to see a "game over" screen anymore, but there needs to be some incentive to do things properly. The levels could have been randomly generated for all I know. Give me Splinter Cell or Thief over Dishonored, at least those games had consequences.
It's all about self imposed challenges. The Thief games could easily be beaten by blackjacking or hacking away at everything - but you somehow feel compelled to not play it that way, as though you're cheating yourself out of the fun. Eventually, you wind up trying
to finish the game on the hardest mode without ever making contact with an enemy, let alone harming them. Dishonoured seems to be going for the same effect.
 

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"That is why Dishonored fails as a stealth game. It feels much too loose, like you can complete the level by just sneaking through the shadows."

Uh, yeah, you can. You can beat the entire game without killing a single person and most levels (not sure about the entire game) without even being detected, in the ultimate display of stealth.

Or you can just cut down every single person you meet, including non-hostile NPCs, with a frontal assault and zero stealth involved. Play it as you want to play it. They give you tons of ways to complete every level. That's the point. You may want insta-fail on detection, but I like stealth with violence backup - it's the shame I feel at my blowing it that's the real penalty.

Perhaps you could crank up the difficulty level so the mobs are much more lethal and perceptive for the effect you'd like.
 

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search_rip said:
The Lugz said:
we should petition bathesda/arkane to put 'become the pied piper of F%^& you' on the boxart for the goty edition that is blatantly coming
seriously
i would buy that box and mount it on my wall.
quick/lazzy photoshop but glad to help :p

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v178/alfgio/dishonoredGOTY_zps7055a94f.jpg>

YES, THIS!

should be a mangy black rat with a flute, but other than that that's exactly what it needs.
so amazing.

we should go into marketing with john, lol