Stolen Pixels #241: The Gaming Afterlife

Firepowered

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Twad said:
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Being an Italian, and having travelled my share of Europe, I can assure you Shamus that all the stereotypes are true :)
..Even the french lovers?
Er... Actually, that's the only one I haven't confirmed yet :)
But british cuisine is indeed quite bad, and it's definitely true that us Italians are tossers.
 

Something Amyss

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AnarchistAbe said:
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Shamus, you are hereby King of the Escapist for today. Thank you for a very funny and true comic. =D
No joke! May have been my favorite Stolen Pixels EVER! This is absolutely hysterical!
I still love the Emperor/chef one the most, but this is RIGHT UP THERE.

Also, which option is the Paragon choice?
 

The Great JT

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And you forgot, in hell you get assaulted by 500 heavies with Natascha every second of every day, and they're all standing within range of at least one dispenser.
 

IckleMissMayhem

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Twad said:
Firepowered said:
Being an Italian, and having travelled my share of Europe, I can assure you Shamus that all the stereotypes are true :)
..Even the french lovers?
Maybe I got a duff one... ;O) Aaaaaanyhow - Loved the comic! Although it's made me realise just how convoluted and plain daft Final Fantasy storylines are. S'pose it's all in the telling though, right?
 

Robyrt

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This is the best Stolen Pixels yet, perhaps only giving up the crown to the original Gamepunx Magazine gag. I feel vindicated for waiting out all the Valve jokes now :p
 

Brainst0rm

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King of the Escapist? Nay, he has won at least one full day of interwebs. Hail, King of the internet!
 

Anterean

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carnkhan4 said:
One of the best stolen pixels for a good long time...

(And as an Englishman, I can confirm our cooking is bland, especially compared to Italian cooking)
I don´t know...

I really, really like steak'n'ale pie.
 

John Funk

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I dunno, I think "I'm an underwater football player created by ghosts who travels through time to fight my dad, who has become Satan" is a better story than "I am a space marine, aliens are bad"...

But this is still one of the best you've ever done, Shamus :)
 

Ldude893

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That was one of the best I've seen in awhile.

Valve can be excused for its release schedules. They need time to polish each game till Gabe Newell can see his entire beard reflected on it.
 

Josdeb

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Imagine if all those companies combined forces.... It would be madness! Sheer madness I tell you!
 

JourneyThroughHell

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John Funk said:
I dunno, I think "I'm an underwater football player created by ghosts who travels through time to fight my dad, who has become Satan" is a better story than "I am a space marine, aliens are bad"...
I'll be throwing my credibility as a gamer out of the window by disagreeing with you, but I still do.

OT: Old joke, but pretty funny nonetheless.