Stolen Pixels #259: Don't Fear the Creeper

[Exocet]

These buggers are relentless,and can spawn anywhere.
I fear waking up in my minecraft and seeing a creeper stalking me in my sleep,ready to explode as soon as I open my eyes,to see one final glow of fear in my eyes.

They are the reason I carry a bow with at least 64 arrows where ever I go,so if my tunnels get infested,I can pull off a doom-guy and kill the beasts from hell.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

I feel ashamed, because it wasn't until halfway through the comic when I realized it was supposed to be a poem/song.

 

[LogicNProportion]

Pretty cool, but ever since March Mayhem, the mere mension of Minecraft makes me rage!

 

[vallorn]

wait wait wait. "Dont Fear The Creeper" is the tagline for the minecraft server Escapecraft...

have we had him on without us knowing? if so. WIN. if not. ah well.

on a side note: creepers are nothing compared to a drunk Mod with infinite TNT on SMP...-_-

 

[GrizzlerBorno]

Hahaha [claps enthusiastically] Well done Shamus! That was good writing indeed!

 

[Sylocat]

I'm hoping someone will make this compatible with SMP, so I can go online and REALLY grief people.

 

[Gralian]

Creepers are unbelievably phallic.

Seriously, look at them, then think about it...

*Puts shades on*

...long and hard for a moment.

YYYEEAA-Okay, that pun was terrible. I know they're the result of a fudged up model for pigs, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[Caliostro]

This comic is clearly racist.

 

[Vibhor]

Seriously, always when you least expect it.

So what if I expect it when I am least expecting it?
PARADOX*DUN DUN DUN*

 

[Ravison]

Seriously, always when you least expect it.

So what if I expect it when I am least expecting it?
PARADOX*DUN DUN DUN*

You can't actually expect something when you least expect it.

Also, I lost the game.

 

[TilMorrow]

So THATS why there was no comic for ages, you were addicted to minecraft.

Totally addicted to craft!
*guitar sounds*

OT: Hmm thats strange. Whenever I go up to creepers in minecraft they always give me warm hugs. But they do tend to leave a mess of OMG-UNGODLY-SIZED-HOLE-IN-THE-FLOOR sometimes.

Captcha: edixam process. The process by which creepers suicide... sssssssssssssss

 

[Tuqui]

So THATS why there was no comic for ages, you were addicted to minecraft.

I think that was stated before, specially in the comics were it was admitted

 

[Shjade]

Honestly never had much problem with creepers except when attempting the 404 challenge. If you're vigilant, utilize space and keep areas very well-lit they're just not an issue, unlike worms and devourers in Terraria. x.x

Cute poem though.

 

[Owlslayer]

Creepers are unbelievably phallic.

Seriously, look at them, then think about it...

*Puts shades on*

...long and hard for a moment.

YYYEEAA-Okay, that pun was terrible. I know they're the result of a fudged up model for pigs, but what has been seen cannot be unseen.

I dunno, i think that pun was pretty good. Horrible, but in a good way, you know, like all puns are.
OT: Creepers. Oh how do i hate them.
So very, very much...

 

[GeorgW]

That's some damn impressive rhyming! Ask Miracle if he can make it into a song!!

 

[Formica Archonis]

Very classic poem with much beauty to be displayed I sure as heck liked it. And that baffles me- why do they stare at me through the window. You'd think they have something else better to do.. but no they blow my stuff up all the time. .. Man.

The stare is one of the many things that make them creepy. As soon as you get in range, they just fixate on you. Weirdest one I had was on top of a cliff while I was near the bottom. I look up and there was a creeper just standing there like he was admiring the view of the ocean. Then all of a sudden he looks down at me and I freaked out and ran away.

 

[pendragon177]

Relevant


OT: Very nice, ending made me lol.

More Relevant

I really haven't played Minecraft in a long time, I need to get back into it.

 

[octafish]

...and now I have BOC in my head for the rest of the day.

OT: I love creepers, it is easy to protect your main structures from them if you are smart about it. Fences, moats, moats with fences, easy.

 

[Yokai]

Very Dr. Seuss...
Now I want to see how Dr. Seuss would have drawn a creeper.

 

[Darzen]

Hmmm needs more cowbell