Stolen Pixels #90: Left 4 Dumb: Part 12

new_age_reject

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Well someone's gotta show the gritty reality of the apocalypse. What's stopping them from taking dumps in random peoples houses? Oh yeah, zombies... bucket it is then.
 

Stegofreak

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Fort Awesome? Looks like a job for...'The Reaper'! I bet Zoey never thought she'd be glad they kept that around. :D
 

Doug

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new_age_reject said:
Well someone's gotta show the gritty reality of the apocalypse. What's stopping them from taking dumps in random peoples houses? Oh yeah, zombies... bucket it is then.
Indeedie. Stopping for a dump in post-apocalypse ville is a ticket for zombie attack - especially if you put the gun down to...well, you know... *clean*.
 

Dectilon

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mgmchenry said:
I feel really sad because I can't figure out why "Safety Manse" is funny, aside from sounding like "Safety Dance".

Maybe playing Left 4 Dead would have helped.
The joke is that he keeps refering to the various facilities as luxurious even though they clearly aren't, thus he sums up the safehouse as being a 'Manse' rather than the stinkhole it is.

Some of these have been funny, but I think it's time to change theme soon...
 

lizards

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im glad zoey is smart

in left 4 dead i play as here and hell if she was real i could date her nothing is more badass then living through a 1 million zombies
 

Scarlet Knight

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"Safe-af-af-af-af-tee-tee-tee-manse-se-se-se!

We can dance if we want to
We can leave Louis behind
'Cause your friends won't dance inside of our manse,
Well then they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find....
And we won't be chewed into zombie food
if we have 'Reaper' outside..."
 

m_jim

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Scarlet Knight said:
"Safe-af-af-af-af-tee-tee-tee-manse-se-se-se!

We can dance if we want to
We can leave Louis behind
'Cause your friends won't dance inside of our manse,
Well then they're no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to
A place where they'll never find....
And we won't be chewed into zombie food
if we have 'Reaper' outside..."
Wow. Congratulations, you just won the internet...