Stoned Wallabies Blamed for Crop Circles

[teisjm]

Breaking news!
Under the influenc eof drugs, wallabies have tried to contact alien lifeforms

Will the wallabies try to sell us to the aliens?
Will they ask them for fusion powered hyper-speed boxing gloves?
Are the aliens fuckable in the eyes of a wallabie?

We all ask ourselves such questions, while fearing the oncoming alien invasion caused by these junkie mini-kangaroos.

Get your crowbars ready. They're coming.

 

[roboosh]

I think it's that spinning guy who knows bugs bunny who did it.

 

[Seydaman]

weee...druuuugs..but seriously that hilarious

 

[AceDiamond]

Ev'rybody Must get Stoned!

now that that's out of the way, I didn't realize we had wallabies in the US. Wait, we don't. Back to the drawing board it seems.

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Of course. ET=wallabees.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

I laughed so hard when i read this i think some wee came out XD
Well, at least the whole crop circle mystery has been solved.
I wanna be a stoned wallaby =P

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Spoiler

Pot, opium, same difference.

 

[The Great JT]

Wow, wallabies are fucking awesome. They get stoned and mess with humans by making people think aliens are trying to communicate with us.

 

[Ancientgamer]

The what fields now?

 

[Avatar Roku]

Lies! The Wallabies are part of the Zetas plan to overthrow us all, they're diverting us from the truth! /sarcasm

Well if that's true, why are there poppy fields there?

Because people can sell heroin and morphine for quite a good deal of money.

 

[Avatar Roku]

Lies! The Wallabies are part of the Zetas plan to overthrow us all, they're diverting us from the truth! /sarcasm

Well if that's true, why are there poppy fields there?

Because people can sell heroin and morphine for quite a good deal of money.

Well how do they know where these fields are yet they don't close them down? Are poppy fields legal in Australia or something?

Not in Australia, this is Tasmania.

 

[Gerazzi]

Could't they just eat pizza and hot pockets instead?

YOU NO WANT OPIUM, YOU WANT HOT POCKETS!

ehhh...


MOTHERSHIP ZETA IS COMING TO DESTROY US ALL!!!!1!!1!!

MAN THE TORPEDOES, SNEEZE ON WHATEVER POSSIBLE!!!

err... DANCE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER DANCED BEFORE!!!

okay, I'm done. No more sugar for me.

 

[Lord_Ascendant]

So....drug-fueled wallabies.....*sigh* when the Aliens do come we aren't going to believe it......."boy who cried wolf" syndrome