Stoned Wallabies Blamed for Crop Circles
- Thread starter Lauren Admire
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I always dismissed crop circles as being practical jokes which could simply be executed with a heated board, but apperentaly there are other plausible explanations as well. And no, I'm not talking about extraterrestials in flying saucers, because there is just about as much evidence for that as that they were created by flying robot ninjas.
This article just made my day. Now I want to party with some wallabies.
It's like those birds who eat berries and end up getting inebriated off them. Then they sit outside my apartment window and just stare in until they fall backwards in a drunken stupor.
It's like those birds who eat berries and end up getting inebriated off them. Then they sit outside my apartment window and just stare in until they fall backwards in a drunken stupor.
I saw a similar story watching a show on the Discovery channel.
It was about these tribes of monkeys that would visit various patches of fruit bearing trees or bushes in the forest, at very specific times of the year. The times when the fruits would be far past ripeness, and fermented.
What was very dramatic was how it highlighted the alcoholics in the troupe. Most of the monkeys would only imbibe a small portion, have fun, and in general suffer no ill effects. There was, however, always 1 or 2 monkeys that wouldn't stop, gorged themselves, got faced and totally hammered.
They showed one monkey the next day. He clearly had a very bad hangover. I felt sorry for him, but LOL'd, too.
He was holding his head and going "ooooh, maaaaaaaaaaan... . ."
It was about these tribes of monkeys that would visit various patches of fruit bearing trees or bushes in the forest, at very specific times of the year. The times when the fruits would be far past ripeness, and fermented.
What was very dramatic was how it highlighted the alcoholics in the troupe. Most of the monkeys would only imbibe a small portion, have fun, and in general suffer no ill effects. There was, however, always 1 or 2 monkeys that wouldn't stop, gorged themselves, got faced and totally hammered.
They showed one monkey the next day. He clearly had a very bad hangover. I felt sorry for him, but LOL'd, too.
He was holding his head and going "ooooh, maaaaaaaaaaan... . ."
You were all warned by KMK BUT chose to ignore them. Now reap the rewards of your ignorance!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlltRgt3SaI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlltRgt3SaI
Somehow I think the aliens were to busy shitting themselves laughing at the wallabies to make crop circles.
