Stop! Police!

[no oneder]

Funny you ask, a security guard shouted at me like a week ago. I failed the metal detector, so he came back with one of those handheld metal detectors, and my belt beeped. I looked down to see what had beeped, and the guy told me to keep my head up. I responded with my normal voice: "Sir, do not raise your voice"

Sir? So your not really a girl?!

One time I was crossing the street and the officer yelled at me for standing too close to the road. I was actually off the curb and standing on the road itself but not so close to be in any danger so when I started to cross the officer stopped for me then asserted his authority and instead of arguing with him I let him have his authoritah and apologized.

No, that's what I said: Sir, do not raise your voice. That came fro my mouth. Talking? Are you familiar with that? It's when you say something.

You mean the officer said that to you right?

The officer said: Keep your head up!
I replied: Sir, don't raise your voice.

Jesus! Is that really too hard to understand!

 

[Cosplay Horatio]

Funny you ask, a security guard shouted at me like a week ago. I failed the metal detector, so he came back with one of those handheld metal detectors, and my belt beeped. I looked down to see what had beeped, and the guy told me to keep my head up. I responded with my normal voice: "Sir, do not raise your voice"

Sir? So your not really a girl?!

One time I was crossing the street and the officer yelled at me for standing too close to the road. I was actually off the curb and standing on the road itself but not so close to be in any danger so when I started to cross the officer stopped for me then asserted his authority and instead of arguing with him I let him have his authoritah and apologized.

No, that's what I said: Sir, do not raise your voice. That came fro my mouth. Talking? Are you familiar with that? It's when you say something.

You mean the officer said that to you right?

The officer said: Keep your head up!
I replied: Sir, don't raise your voice.

Jesus! Is that really too hard to understand!

I HAVE DYSLEXIA, JERK!

 

[no oneder]

Funny you ask, a security guard shouted at me like a week ago. I failed the metal detector, so he came back with one of those handheld metal detectors, and my belt beeped. I looked down to see what had beeped, and the guy told me to keep my head up. I responded with my normal voice: "Sir, do not raise your voice"

Sir? So your not really a girl?!

No, that's what I said: Sir, do not raise your voice. That came fro my mouth. Talking? Are you familiar with that? It's when you say something.

You mean the officer said that to you right?

The officer said: Keep your head up!
I replied: Sir, don't raise your voice.

Jesus! Is that really too hard to understand!

I HAVE DYSLEXIA, JERK!

I don't even know how do you survive in the internet with dyslexia.

But anyways, I get called a boy and a jerk, by the same guy. Isn't that wonderful?