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Diddy_Mao said:
I live in Utah, we're a desert, we don't have "good" seafood. What we have is a Joe's Crabshack. (Which for some god forsaken reason is about the only place I can get a boilermaker around here.)

Every damn time I go there, the lights dim, a klaxon blares, and the entire staff shambles out onto the floor to perform a dead eyed shuffle to some horrible SFW "party jam." It's like watching Silent Hill mixed with the Hokey Pokey.

Seriously, stop that. Being a waiter is a soul crushing experience as it is, you don't need to speed the process along.
Hashtag theme restaurants are Terrible dot tumblr dot com

So much of the world is a veritable food desert. People wonder why fast food and bland chains are so popular in the us: sometimes, it's the most interesting thing there is.
 

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Marketing. Everything about it.
Especially if they try to invent terms.
If someone says "bow chika wow wow" or "bamboocha", my urge to kill rises.
 

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FalloutJack said:
Frankly, alot of things need to go, for lack of value. Let's just start with Facebook and anything like Facebook. Waste of time.
Not saying you're wrong, just saying that Facebook doesn't really qualify as something that just isn't going to catch on.
 

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Queen Michael said:
FalloutJack said:
Frankly, alot of things need to go, for lack of value. Let's just start with Facebook and anything like Facebook. Waste of time.
Not saying you're wrong, just saying that Facebook doesn't really qualify as something that just isn't going to catch on.
Oh, details, details... It's not the timing that's important, just the message.
 

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You know, I never called french fries french fries. I just call them fries. It's my catch all for all such things. Waffle fries, curly fries, and french fries are all just fries to me. Most places only serve one of those, so just saying you want fries usually gets the desired item.

I'd actually kinda forgotten about freedom fries.
 

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Girls who call themselves 'geek girls'. Why do you have to segregate yourself? Can't you just call yourself a geek and leave it at that? Why do you have to mention your gender when we can clearly see you're female?

On that vein, people who put 'geek' in the bio/profile. I see it with mainly women which I find a bit odd, considering geeky women aren't exactly a rarity any more.
I remember a while ago people were enraged about being labelled but now they're labelling themselves with "i'm such a geek hehe" all the time and I find it odd.
Fairy snuff if you believe you are but I've never seen the appeal of telling everyone you're a geek rather than letting them find out for themselves in time what you're really like.

It's hard labelling yourself as a geek/nerd whatever because some people will think you're up for scrutiny which is why I don't care for labelling myself despite having interests that are considered geeky.
 

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I was browsing the UK retailer GAME's website this morning, and I noticed there was some promotion on for 'Black Friday'.

No, GAME, we can't have black friday. Do you know why? Because we don't have thanksgiving in the UK you thick cunts.
 

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Pink Gregory said:
I was browsing the UK retailer GAME's website this morning, and I noticed there was some promotion on for 'Black Friday'.

No, GAME, we can't have black friday. Do you know why? Because we don't have thanksgiving in the UK you thick cunts.
That's kind of how it's like with Halloween here in Sweden. You never know if you'll get any trick-or-treaters or not, nobody can get in into their heads that Halloween always falls on the 31st of October, and in short it never managed to fully catch on.
 

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EeveeElectro said:
Girls who call themselves 'geek girls'. Why do you have to segregate yourself? Can't you just call yourself a geek and leave it at that? Why do you have to mention your gender when we can clearly see you're female?

On that vein, people who put 'geek' in the bio/profile. I see it with mainly women which I find a bit odd, considering geeky women aren't exactly a rarity any more.
I remember a while ago people were enraged about being labelled but now they're labelling themselves with "i'm such a geek hehe" all the time and I find it odd.
Fairy snuff if you believe you are but I've never seen the appeal of telling everyone you're a geek rather than letting them find out for themselves in time what you're really like.

It's hard labelling yourself as a geek/nerd whatever because some people will think you're up for scrutiny which is why I don't care for labelling myself despite having interests that are considered geeky.
But it is a rarity. Not the self-imposed label, but the reality of there being a large number of "geek" or "nerd" girls. The whole concept is bullshit. It's a simple farce - a desperate thrust for attention by trying to be counter to the mainstream perception of something.

The trouble is, it's completely false. There's not even a sizable minority of "geeks" or "nerds" who are female. Sure, they exist, but the people trying to use a term usually considered a pejorative, or at the very least a neutral label, and spin it for their own personal gain are not 'geeks' or 'nerds' in any sense of the words. It's such a shallow, stupid and unimaginative grab for attention. With all the clamour for "individuality" these days, it's ironic that most people fall into the same obvious behavior collectively.
 

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Akytalusia said:
And just so that I'm not sticking to only phrases here, I sincerely hope the last Hobbit film marks the end of painfully protracted film adaptations of books. That is, unless Peter Jackson is planning to adapt The Silmarillion into a 20 film magnum opus next.
If the Hollywood capitalist industry teaches us anything, it's that what makes rich people lots of money replicates itself until it stops making rich people lots of money.
 

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briankoontz said:
Akytalusia said:
And just so that I'm not sticking to only phrases here, I sincerely hope the last Hobbit film marks the end of painfully protracted film adaptations of books. That is, unless Peter Jackson is planning to adapt The Silmarillion into a 20 film magnum opus next.
If the Hollywood capitalist industry teaches us anything, it's that what makes rich people lots of money replicates itself until it stops making rich people lots of money.
how did you quote something i never said?
 

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Pink Gregory said:
I was browsing the UK retailer GAME's website this morning, and I noticed there was some promotion on for 'Black Friday'.

No, GAME, we can't have black friday. Do you know why? Because we don't have thanksgiving in the UK you thick cunts.
HA! It's too late now, it's all yours. I call no givesies-backsies!! People DIE during Black Friday, and other shoppers complain when stores shut down so the body can be removed. If you get pissed that you don't get 80% off the brand new hoop and stick, or missed the buy 1 rock get 3 free deal, just because someone had the nerve to go and die, then you need to get help.

IN a reversal of the OP, I'm hoping the "Secretly We Are Gay" meaning behind swag takes off. I don't know what yolo could be, best right now is You Only Look Obedient.

What's wrong with saying you have style instead of swag and Carpe Diem in place of yolo?? They just convey more than some douchey kid acting crazy.
 

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thaluikhain said:
Queen Michael said:
A classic example is "freedom fries." Some Americans suggested that as a protest to French opposition to the Iraq war, we should stop saying "french fries" and start saying "freedom fries." Needless to say, the expression did not catch on.
Actually, it sorta did. The people behind it got menus redone in certain government cafeterias.

It's particularly annoying because they were inspired by similar renamings of German food in WW2.

That is, if France doesn't want to kill Iraqis, they are Nazis.
Your history is a bit off. "Liberty Cabbage" and the like were World War I terms, not World War II. Goodwin's law not yet invoked.
 

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The Wykydtron said:
I guess Riot pulling the term "Marksman" to suddenly replace the term "AD Carry" in League. Seriously out of nowhere, no trace of anyone using it before. Stop. It ain't working.

Plus it's completely cringeworthy.

"I PLAY MARKSMAN!"

*facepalm*
Thankfully, I never heard anyone using it. Also, I don't get how Master Yi and similar champions can be considered "marksmen". Next they'll say a melee AD Carry is a "swordsman", then Jax is gonna get dubbed lampman or something.
 

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Pink Gregory said:
I was browsing the UK retailer GAME's website this morning, and I noticed there was some promotion on for 'Black Friday'.

No, GAME, we can't have black friday. Do you know why? Because we don't have thanksgiving in the UK you thick cunts.
To be fair, "Black Friday" no longer just refers to the Friday after Thanksgiving. Rather, it refers to "any time we wish to evoke the image of a huge shopping day or sale."

I get a "Black Friday" ad in my email almost every week of the year.

"Black Friday for Halloween."

"Black Friday in spring!"

"Black Fourth of July!" You'd think this one was a terrorist attack, but no. Just capitalism.

Fun fact: when I worked at Wal-Mart, they'd dress us down for use of the term "black Friday." The term was "Gold Friday," because they were going to make us all curl up in little balls wetting ourselves in terror a lot of money on Christmas shopping!

No clue if this was Wal-Mart policy or if our store was just extra douchey.
 

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Windows 8. 8.1 is better in the same way that Neighbours is better than Home And Away. Also Bing. And every other attempt by Microsoft to break into a market they haven't a hope in and blatantly don't understand (tablets, phones etc).

Google+. I can't remember the last time I commented on a YouTube video, and that actually depresses me sometimes.

The Wii U. Or maybe they should start trying with that one, I'm not sure which. Either way, what they're doing right now clearly isn't working.
 

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Akytalusia said:
briankoontz said:
Akytalusia said:
And just so that I'm not sticking to only phrases here, I sincerely hope the last Hobbit film marks the end of painfully protracted film adaptations of books. That is, unless Peter Jackson is planning to adapt The Silmarillion into a 20 film magnum opus next.
If the Hollywood capitalist industry teaches us anything, it's that what makes rich people lots of money replicates itself until it stops making rich people lots of money.
how did you quote something i never said?
That one is very easy to explain. Just press the quote button, then remove the text that the poster wrote and let the quote tags remain. Then, enter some new text where the original entry was until you removed it.
 

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My biggest pet peeve as far as this sort of thing goes is using acronyms like LOL and ROFL in actual conversation. I'm not sure if it is a thing or not as I've heard it done but never to the point of it being everywhere but, if it is a thing, I wish it wasn't.
 

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Queen Michael said:
Pink Gregory said:
I was browsing the UK retailer GAME's website this morning, and I noticed there was some promotion on for 'Black Friday'.

No, GAME, we can't have black friday. Do you know why? Because we don't have thanksgiving in the UK you thick cunts.
That's kind of how it's like with Halloween here in Sweden. You never know if you'll get any trick-or-treaters or not, nobody can get in into their heads that Halloween always falls on the 31st of October, and in short it never managed to fully catch on.
If there is a thing about Halloween here, it's about not making it a thing. There is always a lot of "Bwuuh, why we had to import this yankee custom, toooo..." in the air, which is a shame. Halloween is lovely, it really should be a keeper. That and a second Labour Day. One in May, one in September.

Of course, a few weeks later, the christmas machinery kicks in place and the nay-sayers forget their patriotic concern for native customs and unironically lay their sacrifices at the Altar of Santa Claus nonetheless.

I'd say that Google's attempts at making Google+ the New Facebook is getting rather pathetic. It's like they're all mishandling some sort of mid life crisis, going so far to force it on everyone wether they want the bloody thing or not. It's the most desperate attempt at "thing"-making I've seen, until perhaps Kim Jong Un makes a meme and force it on the country on baton point.
 

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Barbas said:
One thing I can still stand is "legit". Maybe it depends on who uses it. Jim Sterling just said "...but the angry whopper is fucking legit" on the podcast I'm listening to and it made me laugh, so I suppose it works when he does it.
Legit is just shortening for Legitimate. People, like myself, say something like 'That news seems legit' or 'This game is totally legit' as another means of saying 'It's good' or 'It's credible'.

I use Legit to mix up my vocabulary every now and then and also... Because it's common slang for people in my age group of early to late twenties.