Hashtag theme restaurants are Terrible dot tumblr dot comDiddy_Mao said:I live in Utah, we're a desert, we don't have "good" seafood. What we have is a Joe's Crabshack. (Which for some god forsaken reason is about the only place I can get a boilermaker around here.)
Every damn time I go there, the lights dim, a klaxon blares, and the entire staff shambles out onto the floor to perform a dead eyed shuffle to some horrible SFW "party jam." It's like watching Silent Hill mixed with the Hokey Pokey.
Seriously, stop that. Being a waiter is a soul crushing experience as it is, you don't need to speed the process along.
So much of the world is a veritable food desert. People wonder why fast food and bland chains are so popular in the us: sometimes, it's the most interesting thing there is.