Strange Offenses

[Stammer]

I was playing an online game once a few years ago when I thought that swearing was the work of the devil. Someone showed me something really cool and I said "Holy cow!" You know, to avoid being yelled at for saying "Holy shit" or "Holy crap". You know what the person said to me?
"I don't worship cows."
"What?"
"I believe in God. Cows are not of my religion."
"So?..."
"Say anything like that or I'll kick you."

A few years later, it's a few weeks ago from this present day. I say "I'm about to have supper." A person I was teamed up with said,
"What?"
"Supper. I'm about to go eat some supper."
"You mean dinner."
"Um... yeah."
"Supper is what Jesus had. The Last Supper."
"And I'm about to eat supper now too. So, bye."
"Wait. Don't go, Mr. Christ."
"Wtf?"
"You must be Jesus. Eating Supper."
"What are you talking about? You aren't even making any sense."
At this point, I think the guy called a GM on me. Which didn't really matter because I logged out to eat 'dinner' anyway.

What is wrong with some people? So, now I'm not allowed to ever say "holy cow" or "supper" anymore? How are people offended by that kind of stuff? Did anything like this ever happen to you guys?

Edit: Changed title to "Strange Offenses".

 

[Churchman]

Most likely there just idiots who think they are god's gift to comedy with there "witty" retorts.

 

[the monopoly guy]

the name could be better...that's kinda begging for a ban
But yes, this happens to me and I don't like it. "you shouldn't anvy your neighbor!" He's got a f*cking pool! and a jetski! I want a f*cking jetski!

 

[Anarchemitis]

"You're a-"
[li]sheep[/li]
[li]pickle[/li]
[li]picklehead[/li]
[li]sheep-pickle[/li]
[li]sheephead[/li]
[li]Rogue Physicst fallen prey to aliens and dumb kids that point out the obvious[/li]
[li]black sheep[/li]
[li]Rogue Pickle[/li]

 

[LewsTherin]

it goes back to the eternal equation of the internet.....

regular person+anonymity+audience=total F*CKT*RD

 

[Stammer]

the name could be better...that's kinda begging for a ban

Sorry. Is there any way to change it? I don't wanna get banned ><

 

[the monopoly guy]

"You're a-"
[[li]sheephead[/li]

why would you call someone a fish?

the name could be better...that's kinda begging for a ban

Sorry. Is there any way to change it? I don't wanna get banned ><

edit button

 

[Nugoo]

"You must be Jesus. Eating Supper."

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

 

[Silver]

Those things are the dumbest things I've heard in quite some time. But then again, people are always like that.

 

[John Galt]

Behold the dull edge of online gaming wit. Where every man, woman, and child is a comedian and critics can be dismissed with but a string of obscenities and racial slurs.

 

[shaboinkin]

next time you offend someone, say:
"I'm offend by your offense!"
I always wanted to say this to someone, but i can never seem to offend anyone for some reason

 

[werepossum]

I was playing an online game once a few years ago when I thought that swearing was the work of the devil. Someone showed me something really cool and I said "Holy cow!" You know, to avoid being yelled at for saying "Holy shit" or "Holy crap". You know what the person said to me?
"I don't worship cows."
"What?"
"I believe in God. Cows are not of my religion."
"So?..."
"Say anything like that or I'll kick you."

A few years later, it's a few weeks ago from this present day. I say "I'm about to have supper." A person I was teamed up with said,
"What?"
"Supper. I'm about to go eat some supper."
"You mean dinner."
"Um... yeah."
"Supper is what Jesus had. The Last Supper."
"And I'm about to eat supper now too. So, bye."
"Wait. Don't go, Mr. Christ."
"Wtf?"
"You must be Jesus. Eating Supper."
"What are you talking about? You aren't even making any sense."
At this point, I think the guy called a GM on me. Which didn't really matter because I logged out to eat 'dinner' anyway.

What is wrong with some people? So, now I'm not allowed to ever say "holy cow" or "supper" anymore? How are people offended by that kind of stuff? Did anything like this ever happen to you guys?

Edit: Changed title to "Strange Offenses".

The only good response to that would be: "Yes, I am Jesus. I've been sent back to Earth because you touch yourself."

 

[Anarchemitis]

"You must be Jesus. Eating Supper."

This is the funniest thing I've read in ages.

So seconded.

 

[Anarchemitis]

Strange offenses I make: somehow, angry and flaming gamers actually are easily infuriated by being cheerful, but responding all the while. Try it sometime.

1337Lol095209582ButtonsCrazzyKilla:-Content Inflamatory-
Me: Hey, right back atcha!
LeetlolnumbersName: You so [Bleep]ing ghey! [Curses, he uses words I don't think his mother told him.]
Me: Did you know that phonetically, Ghey is pronounced "fay"?

And so it goes.

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

Strange offenses I make: somehow, angry and flaming gamers actually are easily infuriated by being cheerful, but responding all the while. Try it sometime.

1337Lol095209582ButtonsCrazzyKilla:-Content Inflamatory-
Me: Hey, right back atcha!
LeetlolnumbersName: You so [Bleep]ing ghey! [Curses, he uses words I don't think his mother told him.]
Me: Did you know that phonetically, Ghey is pronounced "fay"?

And so it goes.

so. so. SO True

 

[Nazulu]

If at all possible ignore them, mute them or ban them because they are not worth anyones time!

People that gives me the shits are usually on game shows or the news saying stuff like only God can judge me, only God can speak to me, I have found God! (after being in jail for a record short time.)

They stop doing it when you don't acknowledge their existence!

 

[the monopoly guy]

I had one today. Sadly I was at Wal Mart, the watering hole for white trash and assclowns (funny how you can put asa and any noun together and it will be a suitable insult-assgaf, assfork, assnapkin) and my sister felt the need to touch everything in the store, amazed at the low prices (blah) and one time when she lagged behing me I said "come! bad dog!" and some shopper nearby got mad at me because her dog dies today. Well for one I have never met you before in my life and will probably never see you again and 2ndly I had no prior notion that you even owned a dog let alone it died on you so please mind your own business and stop blabbering to strangers becuase they offended you and had absolutly no way of knowing so. Or wear a big sticker on your back.

 

[Knight Templar]

What are you some gay black lama? I think I stole that from PA.


On Youtube some moron started going on to me about spelling when he used L337, bad l337. God even XboxLive is out-done by haters on Youtube.

 

[AngryMan]

I had one today. Sadly I was at Wal Mart, the watering hole for white trash and assclowns (funny how you can put asa and any noun together and it will be a suitable insult-assgaf, assfork, assnapkin) and my sister felt the need to touch everything in the store, amazed at the low prices (blah) and one time when she lagged behing me I said "come! bad dog!" and some shopper nearby got mad at me because her dog dies today. Well for one I have never met you before in my life and will probably never see you again and 2ndly I had no prior notion that you even owned a dog let alone it died on you so please mind your own business and stop blabbering to strangers becuase they offended you and had absolutly no way of knowing so. Or wear a big sticker on your back.

I hope you actually said that to her. I totally would have.

 

[Zombie_King]

This happens a lot in MMOs. Chiefly in MMOs, in fact. Thing is: I don't try to act sophisticated in a game where people are using axes to kill Murlocs. I come off sounding like a drunken monkey. Some people try too hard, and nit-pick at everything you say. For instance:

WarriorDood: "Attack him! We're gonna die!!!"
DbagMagexx: "Ehem, we are 'going to' die."
WarriorDood: "You son of a *****! He's using his lasers, shield us!"
DbagMagexx: "A ***** is a dog, my friend."
WarriorDood has died.
DbagMagexx: "Serves you right."
DbagMagexx has died.