Strange things that get your blood boiling

[Smeatza]

People who dismiss rap and hip-hop as "just a bunch of gangstas bragging about what they own."
Bullshit, and you shouldn't make judgements if you can't even be bothered to scratch the surface.

People who text and drive. IT'S A FUCKING PHONE YOU MORON, IF YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY, HAVE TO CONTACT THEM RIGHT NOW, THEN USE YOUR PHONE'S PRIMARY FUCKING FUNCTION AND CALL THEM.
I simply can't express in words how much it pisses me off, not only have they decided to risk knocking down someone so they don't have to go 10 fucking minutes without saying some inane, pointless bullshit to whatever fool of a friend they're contacting. But they've decided to do so in the single most stupid way possible.

 

[Pink Gregory]

Reading some Conan the Barbarian the other night; Robert E Howard spells 'surprise' as 'surprize'. Was vaguely annoyed, but moved on.

Back to work, reading 'The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists' by English author Robert Tressell. And he does it too.

Now I have two fewer teeth. Thanks, lads.

Also, cutesypoo internet comics that try to go for the feels or talk about mental illness. I just find 99% of them to be immensely patronising, like when people stick their lower lips out at you and say "awww, got the blues?" when you make any passing reference to depression.

That's never happened.

 

[Use_Imagination_here]

The person who inevitably shows up in these threads, passively condemning everyone who takes part in said thread.

"The thing that gets my blood boiling is people who complain about such small things that other people do! Why can't you all just be perfect like me! Why? WHY!? LOVE ME!!!!"

You know, that type.

I bet you were going to be that guy, and then you posted this comment instead.

We're onto you.