I'm sure some of you have some stories to share. I need a laugh too I'm in a crappy mood.
Anyway last week I needed to pee, real bad after a night of heavy drinking. I found a roomy looking alleyway with a bunch of big wheelie bins arranged in an L shape where I could snugly fit in, shielded from the outside eyes. I unzip my pants and let a stream run, and then I look up. It turns out this is one of those streets where all the taxis park, waiting to take their drunken customers home. They see me, we lock eyes. They start honking their horns.
I panic, and fumble in my pockets trying to find something to hold to make it look like Im actually doing something. The only thing I find is my passport (didn't have ID yet)
So I just stood there, passport reading in one hand, pee hose in the other, smiling happily and trying to look concentrated as I read my passport.
When I was done, I gave the driver a little wave and hobbled away.
Anyway last week I needed to pee, real bad after a night of heavy drinking. I found a roomy looking alleyway with a bunch of big wheelie bins arranged in an L shape where I could snugly fit in, shielded from the outside eyes. I unzip my pants and let a stream run, and then I look up. It turns out this is one of those streets where all the taxis park, waiting to take their drunken customers home. They see me, we lock eyes. They start honking their horns.
I panic, and fumble in my pockets trying to find something to hold to make it look like Im actually doing something. The only thing I find is my passport (didn't have ID yet)
So I just stood there, passport reading in one hand, pee hose in the other, smiling happily and trying to look concentrated as I read my passport.
When I was done, I gave the driver a little wave and hobbled away.