I dont wear a watch cause im paranoid the goernment are using them to monitor peoples heartrate during certain activities
Strangest thing you get paranoid about.
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I get extremely paranoid when I see the cops, I don't know why. And every time I get pulled over by the cops I act all paranoid, which makes them even more suspicious.
When I'm walking past someone, (and perhaps they are particularly unattractive) and I think something horrible about them for no reason.
Then I begin thinking over perhaps they can read my thoughts, and if so then they must know that I suspect them of reading my thoughts. So I casually watch to see if they start running shouting:
"HE KNOWS!"
Then I begin thinking over perhaps they can read my thoughts, and if so then they must know that I suspect them of reading my thoughts. So I casually watch to see if they start running shouting:
"HE KNOWS!"
Slender Man. Yes I know he isn't real. But still! Marble Hornets has blurred that line to near nothing! Have you ever watched it at 3AM?! Have you!? How scary some of that shit is!? Just... Someone hold me. I'm scared. ._.
Also Cats. Those evil bastards are planning something. I just know it. >_>
Also Cats. Those evil bastards are planning something. I just know it. >_>
Spiders. God, I hate those things. It really doesn't help that I recently watched Lord of the Rings: Part 3 (Extended version)
Giving away personal information for anything.
Whenever playing a bethesda game and ending up in a badly lit cave.
Once right before a match of LoL (League of Legends) someone said "Your ready ****?" the **** representing my name. I'm pretty sure that's a valid thing to be paranoid about.
Saying what my name in anything other than real life.
I always feel like someone or something is going to kill me in my sleep, so I sleep as little as I can without becoming a zombie.
That sort of stuff.
Giving away personal information for anything.
Whenever playing a bethesda game and ending up in a badly lit cave.
Once right before a match of LoL (League of Legends) someone said "Your ready ****?" the **** representing my name. I'm pretty sure that's a valid thing to be paranoid about.
Saying what my name in anything other than real life.
I always feel like someone or something is going to kill me in my sleep, so I sleep as little as I can without becoming a zombie.
That sort of stuff.
Thinking that other people are talking about me. That, and my fear the the stove is left on at night and I've even caught it a few times, too!" Good thing I'm not as paranoid about it as I used to be...
Umbrellas, I am always aware of them when it's raining. The immediate fear is getting poked in the eye, which is also where I think the 'bad luck opening an umbrella indoors' comes from.
They freak me out too. We're right by a massive river here, on site, and there's loads of ducks. I made a comment about not walking back via the towpath the other night, saying that ducks could easily hide flick knives, and what's more, they hate all of us humans.Solstrana91 said:
My friend said it was disconcerting to hear my first concern was not one of assault or mugging, but ducks with flick knives.
When I'm driving and I see somebody throw a cigarette out the window. I have this abnormal fear that it's going to some how cause my car to catch on fire.
When I start doing something new, a new hobby, a new place to go, thats for ME, and my friends are all like "Youre having fun I'll get in on that" I know its fine, and they aren't in the wrong, but I get paranoid they're trying to steal my life.
I'm always worried that while I'm looking around a room or something, my eyes will briefly meet with someone else's for a quick, unwarranted moment and I'll forever be branded as "that guy staring at me". Also, I shower regularly and wear deodorant, but I'm always worried that for some reason, I smell horrible. Or that the one time I lean down to pick something out is the time I let out a massive, unrelentingly earth-shattering fart.