Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

[Doneeee]

Hmm how in the world is sony going to release this app is what I'm wondering. Over the pstore? :S This whole thing is strange.

 

[DiamanteGeeza]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

And distort the hell out of it in the process.

No, no, no. Surely you mean "And give it a fair, balanced, unbiased report that sticks solely to the facts and doesn't make up a bunch of nonsense and blame abortions for everything"?

 

[mattttherman3]

subscribers are given access to hundreds of high-resolution, full length "adult" videos, "not the cheap grainy web content available elsewhere for free,"

Yeah, there is free stuff like that too on the net fyi. Interesting that it offers it though, but why would I pay for it if I can get it for free? Besides, I don't mind the grainy, gets rid of imperfections.

 

[AgentCooper]

I know what I'm doing on Friday nights now. So waaaaannttttt.

 

[viranimus]

Doomed to failure.

Why would anyone want to voluntarialy pay for porn on the PS3 when they can already get it for free via the same sources they get it free on a PC? Plus getting the free stuff on the PS3 makes it that much harder to screw up an OS due to contingent files not being in place on the odd ps3 browser/OS

 

[anthony87]

Wait....people PAY for porn?

 

[SuperSuperSuperGuy]

Oooh, the moral guardians are going to have a fit! Anyone else remember what happened with the whole "Mass Effect Porn Simulator" thing? Imagine how they're going to react when video game consoles ACTUALLY have porn on them.

After a bit of of research, I have found out that this will not be an app directly on the PS3, much to my comfort; I have a younger brother who loves Little Big Planet for whom this would be highly inappropriate. It's not a PS3 application and uses the web browser, so no one is really going to find this without specifically looking for it.

 

[Lunar Templar]

That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

but surely this will result in a happy ending for Sony's user base

 

[Bujiraso]

Sony is sanctioning this? If so, then that's big change in corporate policy. I recall Sony not letting any games with an ESRB rating of AO be published on their systems.

I cannot quote this enough.

 

[Something Amyss]

No, no, no. Surely you mean "And give it a fair, balanced, unbiased report that sticks solely to the facts and doesn't make up a bunch of nonsense and blame abortions for everything"?

You forgot gays and Mexicans.

 

[Seanfall]

That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

Ba dum dum pish.

 

[The Pinray]

You can turn your controller off after you boot this up, I hear. All that's needed is a working joystick.

 

[DaHero]

Hopefully, gamers will take a stand against this and prove that the general gaming populace isn't a bunch of mind-numbing hate and sex-spewing leeches.

Oh who am I kidding...this the internet we're talking about.

 

[Evil Smurf]

People pay for porn?

you know what we call those types? idiots

 

[SL33TBL1ND]

People pay for porn?

Yeah, I never got that concept either...

 

[Something Amyss]

Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Yeah, always thought there were a few areas where HD was not your friend.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Porn, Games, makes sense. News will be all over this.

 

[Evil Smurf]

forgive me but can't you already watch porn on a PS3?

 

[JoesshittyOs]

So now all your friends know what kind of porn you like.

 

[Yopaz]

Not a fan of HD porn. The 'grainy' versions are more appealing to me. Do you really want to see all the 'blemishes'?

Also, why would anyone pay for porn??? Seriously, has anyone answered that yet?

Low def porn: Now that's one sexy lady!

High def porn: Aaaaaaaaaargh! It's an ogre! Turn it off and give me some bleach for my eyes!

That's why high def porn never tempts me...