Streaming Porn Service Blasts the PS3

[Zack Alklazaris]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

Oh this wont just be fox. All the stations are going to blow up from this one.

I can't wait, must go to store and get popcorn.

 

[Kargathia]

Wait....people PAY for porn?

Apparently there still are people who haven't mastered the search function yet.

 

[EeveeElectro]

I don't think 'blast' is the best word to use here.

Anyway, I'm not sure how many people will actually pay for porn. And I'd be a bit freaked out if I was playing a friends PS3 and they say, "You know that controller? [sub]it's had my sticky cum hands on it![/sub]"
I'd hope they wouldn't say that, but if I saw that on their PS3 I'd probably drop the controller faster than a hot potato.

Oh well. I suppose it's better than all those virus-riddled porn sites.

 

[Tharwen]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

"And today's headline: Are our children being encouraged to play porn in their nintendos?"

 

[Macgyvercas]

That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

I don't think it's them giving us the shaft. That would imply giving us the bad end of a dea...

*Narrows eyes*

Oh, I see what you did there.

 

[masticina]

Well you can't beat a classic

But you can beat your meat on some lovely rethinking of it. Ah yes coming in the wind

Anyhow so porn on the PS3.. why not!

 

[RJ 17]

Sooooooooooooo Sony absolutely refuses to allow it's players to join in the Mass Effect 3 promotional weekends and get the rewards (>.> still waiting on Raptor and hoping that Resurgence packs will actually come out...but that's beside the point), but they're now more than happy to sell their players porn?


Edit: PS, my Captcha was "Lickety-Split"

And so, again,

 

[The Hungry Samurai]

Wait no seriously? There's going to be an actual program like the Netflix app for this or did the porn site just optimize their site for the ps3s web browser? If its the former we as a gaming community are going to get soooo much crap for this.

 

[FamoFunk]

Well this is interesting. Why not, though, I guess some gamers would like to watch porn from the comfort of their PS3. May as well branch out to all entertainment.

But I have to agree with the, "But there's FREE porn out there".

 

[Something Amyss]

Double Post, ignore.

 

[Nyaoku]

Up next: SecondLife merges with the avatar thing the PS3 already has. They'll never leave the house. *dies laughing*

 

[Something Amyss]

I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.

Well you see, gays and mexicans scare the job creators (by which I mean the rich, who create jobs just by being rich), stifling the free market.

Also, Obama is a Nazi, because we all know the Nazis loved blacks (and muslims, which he obviously is). This may seem irrelevant, but 80% of the stories on Fox News lead back to it, so they must be on to something/

 

[esperandote]

People would way for porn for the same reasons people that pay for music.

If i had a ps3 i would wait for 3D services

Playstation Move interactive movies anyone?

 

[Baron von Blitztank]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

And distort the hell out of it in the process.

Shall I get the popcorn, "wah-wah" machine and the violin?

OT: PAY for porn?


I shall stick to my normal free internet porn like the rest of the common rabble. GOOD DAY SIR!

 

[Mortuorum]

Sooooooooooooo Sony absolutely refuses to allow it's players to join in the Mass Effect 3 promotional weekends and get the rewards (>.> still waiting on Raptor and hoping that Resurgence packs will actually come out...but that's beside the point), but they're now more than happy to sell their players porn?

I was going to make essentially the same point, but you beat me to it. Apparently, pay-for-porn trumps gaming on their, you know, game console.

 

[Solo-Wing]

Fox News is going to jump all over this.

Only a matter of time be for they start Spewing "Gamez R Evels!" To all those who have never heard the words Parental Controls.

I see what you did in the title there.

We ALL saw it I think.

That's Sony for ya! Always looking for new ways to give it's customers the shaft!

I see what you did there. [sub]I see it o.o[/sub]

 

[OniYouji]

So, when you say $7.95 for unlimited streaming, with 20 minutes of on-demand footage, followed by a "pay by the minute" type of plan...isn't that technically not unlimited? Unless "on-demand" is somehow different than what this type of service provides already; a variety of choices that you can pick to stream. How that is different from "on-demand", I have no clue.

 

[Warachia]

I can't tell if the article is accidentally promoting the website or not, you put up quotes from them telling everyone how great it is, list prices and services, and have the link in the image while saying you won't give any direct links.

Aside from this, I can't wait for fox news to blame games for this again.

 

[newwiseman]

Seems like an intelligent move a long time coming. If there is one lesson to take from Netflix and Steam it's that people will pay for content given an easy portal to do so, porn being the most pirated thing on the internet I'm sure this service can make a lot of money provided they have an easy interface.

 

[vxicepickxv]

I'm already hearing countercries against Fox News about Job Creators and a free market in my head.

Well you see, gays and mexicans scare the job creators (by which I mean the rich, who create jobs just by being rich), stifling the free market.

Also, Obama is a Nazi, because we all know the Nazis loved blacks (and muslims, which he obviously is). This may seem irrelevant, but 80% of the stories on Fox News lead back to it, so they must be on to something/

Are you spying on the freepers? That sounds like something someone who frequents Free Republic would say.