Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother fuck! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he?s having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he?s already gotten to Arizona. That?s fucking fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn?t fucking enough!
I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you?ve been hit five times in the cock and two times everywhere else. You think you?re about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he?s beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there?s more!
The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain?t no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into shit but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, fucker) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be ?okay? afterwards or FUCKING EXPLODE. That?s right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT?s bad enough you can?t hit this guy, but he doesn?t even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you?re thinking you?re about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He?s the fucking Flash.