Stuff Bob Likes

MalevolentJim

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So...Mr.Bob: If I made a film about a lesbian monster-hunter who owns a pet wer-monkey (a monkey that turns into a loveable dog at nightfall) and plays in a thrash metal band by night,you would give it 5 out of 5 stars?

Good article.Its awesome to see that contributors of the Escapist also like Heavy Metal music :D
 
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Hrrrrm....so...going on what we've learned

You don't like the fight scene from "They Live"? And the prequel lightsaber battles are better than the sequel lightsaber battles?

I may have to take you to task here.
 

Kaymish

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hero's who are jerks are great
also airships
and bad guys that win

but fighting with honour is bad i don't get it you aim to win, get the hero to empty his clip then shoot the fool or dont even bother with the first bit and just shoot the fool

the comments on lesbians were funny
 

Random Argument Man

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But Bob!

As I recall, you hated Jennifer's Body. However, there's like three of your categories in that film! (Lesbians, Monsters and somehow jerky type hero).


Note* I think this might be a reason for a "Stuff Bob doesn't likes" essay.
 

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TJF588 said:
Well, then, you and I have some different tastes, though I will agree on dinosaurs (as long as they're not Disney'd up).

However, to divert for our differences and similarities ('cause I don't wanna figure what I like, especially as a not-so-movie guy with shifting interests, like maybe 30s fashion ('cause 50s is "laem" except in Fallout-ish ways)), let us observe something from DOOM that is, yes, awesome.

Agreed like a motherf***er XD
Also, to get my approval, a movie only needs to follow 3 rules:
1)NO Shia Lebeouf. EVER. (rules #2 and 3 may be negotiable, but this one is NOT)
2)NO pointless character(s) (although some are stupidly loveable, they are the exception to the rule)
3)NO "it happened because it did" BS (except for movies including magic)
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Needless to say, one of my favorite movies ever is Reservoir Dogs :p
 

Pillypill

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A love of jerk heroes? well KiDULTHOOD/AdULTHOOD would perminantly rid you of that.
(That is if an American could understand most of the dialouge, I live in London and couldn't)
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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Okay though in all seriousness I have to agree I prefer my movie fights to be over the top and not exactly realistic... Ong Bak is probably in my top ten for best fights... even if the scenes are preformed with no wires or special effect, this movie shows an unrealistic depiction of Muay Thai
Chocolate [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_%282008_film%29]. Watch it, if you haven't. Same director and fight choreographer as Ong Bak, except the main character is a 90 pound autistic girl with Muay Thai superpowers, basically. Once it gets past the intro, it's probably the closest thing I've ever seen to the ideal of River Tam Beats Up Everyone [http://xkcd.com/311/].
 

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Nalgas D. Lemur said:
Sovvolf said:
Okay though in all seriousness I have to agree I prefer my movie fights to be over the top and not exactly realistic... Ong Bak is probably in my top ten for best fights... even if the scenes are preformed with no wires or special effect, this movie shows an unrealistic depiction of Muay Thai
Chocolate [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_%282008_film%29]. Watch it, if you haven't. Same director and fight choreographer as Ong Bak, except the main character is a 90 pound autistic girl with Muay Thai superpowers, basically. Once it gets past the intro, it's probably the closest thing I've ever seen to the ideal of River Tam Beats Up Everyone [http://xkcd.com/311/].
Love that film, action packed and I actually care about that poor girl, which is rare for a martial arts flick. Hope she continues to make awesome movies.
 

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Dangerious P. Cats said:
I know I'm going to get in trouble for this but I dispute that realistic fighting technique makes for bad fight scenes, in fact I'd go so far as to say the tread away from having authentic techniques in films had degraded them highly. First off I am going to note that not all realistic fighting works as a visual medium. Grappling is really hard to make work. I'm actually quite surprised that UFC/MMA is more popular than boxing, especially with a great many people that aren't martial artists, but there you go. Many of the best martial arts movies come from people trained in and employing real martial arts. Bruce Lee is one of the most defining figures in modern martial arts and his films where visionary for their time, heavily influencing the action genre as a whole. Compare the work of people like Jet Li or Jackie Chan who have trained in Martial Arts and utilise real techniques to action stars with little actual martial arts training, like Matt Damon in the Bourn movies. O.K that's a bit a straw man argument because we've established that we hate shaky cam, but I want bash shaky cam some more and I think this makes my point. Shaky cam seems to have risen in popularity after the trend of having actors train intensively in Kung Fu so that they look half decent at it went into decline (ignoring the wirework most of what is done in Kung Fu movies is real Kung Fu). My theory is that much of this was because not all actors were in sufficient physical condition to do the training and so measures needed to be taken to conceal their lack of skill. Kurosawa needed to do similar things in some of his movies since not all actors were trained in Japanese Swordsmanship (most were, and it made the movies awesome). The few times shaky cam has worked it's because you're not meant to see what's going on. In Batman begins you hardly see batman fight, but that's kind of the point since the scenes are meant to communicate that Batman is stealth incarnate. Likewise in the Bourne Identity the bits where the shaky cam worked were bits where we are introduced to Bourse's fighting ability by being shown that he moves too fast to be seen. In both cases the flighty bits of the scene are over very quickly, to the extent where I wouldn't call then an action sequence. When shaky cam is used in actual action sequences it's annoying and confusing, and if you ever see a making of, much of the time the actor look uncoordinated. I really think that film would benefit from greater authenticity in martial arts, one of my favourite fight scenes of all time is the opening fight from Fearless because it showcases the martial arts ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRMKMGhwWxo ). Beyond the obvious Jet Li, Anthony De Longis (the sabre fencer) is a very capable fencer in real life ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7VBxc8WsXc ) and his fencing work in the scene is both compelling and accurate, as is the German Pike work (German systems tend to be quite aggressive). The bare knuckle boxing is not so accurate, but I have a soft spot for fencing so can overlook it. The Kung Fu episode of Human Weapon does go some way to detailing the links between real and film Kung Fu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWIrSS_sYQ
Good points there, i far prefer real fighting to choreography. Also, fencing reigns supreme :D
 

Nalgas D. Lemur

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Actual said:
Nalgas D. Lemur said:
Chocolate [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chocolate_%282008_film%29]. Watch it, if you haven't. Same director and fight choreographer as Ong Bak, except the main character is a 90 pound autistic girl with Muay Thai superpowers, basically. Once it gets past the intro, it's probably the closest thing I've ever seen to the ideal of River Tam Beats Up Everyone [http://xkcd.com/311/].
Love that film, action packed and I actually care about that poor girl, which is rare for a martial arts flick. Hope she continues to make awesome movies.
She's only made one more so far (Raging Phoenix), and unfortunately it was as mediocre and ridiculous as Chocolate was awesome. There's not much to be said to recommend it, because they don't even really take advantage of what she's capable of in the action scenes, and everything else in it is just silly. She was good enough in Chocolate that I'm still hoping she bounces back from this and becomes the next big thing, but I guess we'll have to wait and see.
 

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Thats some very curious choices. I ll make mine then... Byronic heroes, ancient world, dinosaurs, military drama, hot women and man, mystical sci fi, classical music. a 1900 period? hum maybe the 1910\ 1920... i hate the 80s.
 

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I don't think it is heroes that are jerks. It is heroes that bamfs and know everything. IF they act like a jerk it doesn't matter, but the important part is that they are bamfs. Also, I agree about the fighting. Sherlock Holmes had some really cool fighting scenes.