Stuff that you're ashamed off....

[Ace of Spades]

I'm turning 18 in a month, and I've never had a girlfriend. However, the more I try, the less it bothers me. All the girls at my school are insane.

 

[Terminate421]

Im ashamed that I jacked off to stuff with questionable value......I regret doing that (Its not pedophilia thankfully but it is pretty strange...)

 

[solec216]

I have alot issues I'm ashamed of in my life: take in to acct i was Naive when came to almost anything online yrs ago.

1. flirty with a woman multiple times on FFXI later rumored to be a MUCH older .. (late 40's)
2.being lured into a underground dominatrix club on the "thesimsonline" game. yea it as sleazy as it sounds.
3. lending my then neighbor 1 of my XXX films thinking he was my age (18) he looked damn near 20 standing 5'10 at 16!
4.i'm a fan of 2 britney songs, 2 creed songs, 3 marilyn manson songs, a few slipknot. that i still wont admit to liking
5. i used the L word,
6. the bloodbath scene hostel 2 kinda gave me ideas how does it taste. (only for a brief moment)
7. I like the black bible & Ai Shimai Tsubomi... Kegashite Kudasai movies.

 

[superbatranger]

I'm sometimes too open about my sexuality to where it bites me back in the butt, and at times I've been a little too aggressive in public with my girlfriend and that has also put me in a bit of an ashamed mood. Blushing, I run away! xD

To me, that is something that should not make you feel ashamed at all. Embrace it with love and honor, I say.

Some things happened in middle school that made me feel like crap I was so ashamed. Like filthy ashamed. But, as the years passed, I grew to accept it, and now if people were to ask me, I'd tell them. I mean, lying would do no good.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

I am sort of ashamed I took a TCA overdose once.
Sort of ashamed in a "not so ashamed but I am still reluctant to tell anyone who will make a big fucking deal about it" kind of way.

I'd probably be more ashamed if the intent had actually been to kill myself rather than a sort of little pill russian roulette.

Oh, and I guess I'm pretty ashamed of my body. But don't fucking tell anyone, forum of strangers who give not one shit.

 

[AceDefective]

1-The fact that i spend so much time on the Escapist and still feel nobody here likes me
2-Anything i remember from when i was like 2-6
3-Any papers i write for school

 

[Scobie]

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[Engarde]

I have hilarious problems with self image and detest myself and am too weak / lazy to do anything about it.
I also have huge relationship problems that I have covered up for ages and ages and am still covering up.

To end on a lighter note,
My hilarious tendency to change my mind at a minutes notice. Inconsistency is just....so delicous!

 

[DSEZ]

1.i am ashamed of how i used to act and wish i could appologize to the people i was a dick to
2. i love all time low and i listen to alot of death metal
3.my best friend takes to his church and the church looks at me as a part of family but im a buddist
4.i have no emotions when people are crying or laughing or angry i just sit there with a straight face

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I've had washroom sex.

What the funken waggles is washroom sex?

It's sex. In, well... In the washroom.
:S

For me? My procrastination... I'm a little ashamed of it, but moreso just angry with myself for it. E.g. tonight, insteading of doing this assignment due soon that's worth 30% of my mark for one of my subjects, I've been watching Firefly, and just generally pottering about the internet.
You could definitely call me ashamed of it though. When people ask what I've been doing, I admit to procrastinating a little, but I also say I've made some progress on the assignment too... Which is just an outright lie.

 

[Dublin Solo]

I feel deep shame when I remember that I stood in line for more than an hour to watch Star Wars Episode I at midnight, on the premiere.

Damn... Looking back now, I should have just shot myself in the foot with a shotgun filled with rusted nails.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I've got a similar deal going on here. There's plenty of things about me that other people would probably think I should be ashamed of, but I'm not. I admit I tend to keep them to myself, but that's mainly because I'm a naturally private person and I don't want the hassle of dealing with people's reactions. Of course, on the Internet it's a bit easier. Here we go:

It's common sense to keep the things you should be ashamed of to yourself rather than letting everyone around you know. Things just get awkward with all your mates otherwise. The "too much information" rule applies both on the internet and in real life, but over the internet it's lessened a great deal as you'll most likely not encounter any of the people on this site.

1) I visit /d/ regularly. This should tell you everything you need to know about my tastes in porn. That custom title isn't just for show, you know.
2) I have willingly listened to and enjoyed a Miley Cyrus song.
3) I also love this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0OBIAgdyFc].
4) I am this close to writing pornographic Skies of Arcadia fanfiction.

/d/ is awesome. Miley Cyrus is alright. That song was awesome. Never written anything, but I read fanfiction of the normal and erotic variety all the time. Hell, I probably read more fanfiction than I do actual books.

6) I really, really love Cardcaptors. The atrocious dub, not the original. Not for the loli. Not even in a so-bad-it's-good-haw-haw-look-how-postmodern-and-witty-I-am kind of way. I just love it wholeheartedly.

Spoiler: For those who don't know, this is what the main character looks like

Did I mention I am 21 years old and male?

I don't care about your other things, but...
Cardcaptors? The dubbed version...
[HEADING=1]YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED![/HEADING]

There's a bunch of other crap but if I tried to list everything we'd be here all day. Plus there's some things I'd rather keep to myself even on the Internet.

True that. I didn't mention everything either because of the "too much information" rule. That and we'd be stuck here all day having a dick-waving contest over who has the least shame and most fucked-up mind

I really hope these two aren't related.

I'd never thought of that before. Hmmm...
*dramatic announcer voice* "Tune in to the "Ashamed" thread next week to hear of Alpha's tale of fapping in a handicapped toilet".

OK, I can't say I've ever done this or know whatever meme you're referencing but I laughed quite a lot. I salute you, good sir!

No meme. Well, at least I don't think there is. It's just something my brother and I decided to do whilst watching Crank one day. We both like Jason Statham movies and started shouting "JASON STATHAM!" for no real reason at all. We then took it a step further and did it while watching the third Transporter film in cinemas. It's even extended to being "WOLVERINE!" too when we saw the third X-Men movie. Other people in the cinema must have thought we were retarded or something.

 

[Reliq]

Arriving to a fancy dressparty in my gimpsuit.

 

[Scobie]

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[solec216]

I have alot issues I'm ashamed of in my life: take in to acct i was Naive when came to almost anything online yrs ago.

1. flirty with a woman multiple times on FFXI later rumored to be a MUCH older .. (late 40's)
2.being lured into a underground dominatrix club on the "thesimsonline" game. yea it as sleazy as it sounds.
3. lending my then neighbor 1 of my XXX films thinking he was my age (18) he looked damn near 20 standing 5'10 at 16!
4.i'm a fan of 2 britney songs, 2 creed songs, 3 marilyn manson songs, a few slipknot. that i still wont admit to liking
5. i used to watch the L word,
6. the bloodbath scene hostel 2 kinda gave me ideas how does it taste. (only for a brief moment)
7. I like the black bible & Ai Shimai Tsubomi... Kegashite Kudasai movies.

I listen to slipknot, I have no issue with that, I listen to manson but I will tell people I hate him, I think he is a twat... I dont know why I just get the feeling hes an asshole.

When I was 8ish I used the N word, I didnt know what it meant at the time, but I still feel terrible.

L word ? Can I have a hint what you are on about I dont know any offensive L words.

i meant *used to watch the L word. damn that was a big typo

 

[Loud Hawk]

1. I like Maroon 5
2. I love Mercenaries 2

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

1. Liking some yaoi.
2. Enjoying Cradle of Filth
3. Really enjoying Final Fantasy XIII in comparison with the past four games.
4. Finding Lady Gaga really attractive.

Mine aren't fun. ;-;

 

[Gardenia]

*I like the Harry Potter books.
*I listen to metal, rock, blues and classical music almost exclusively, but I enjoy Coolio's *Gangsta's Paradise.
*I have never managed to watch The Godfather without pausing for breaks.
*I secretly judge people who don't like pineapple or bell peppers on pizza.
* I watch Tarantino movies for the dialogue. When I have seen them alot, I often skip the violence parts.
* I don't like alcoholic drinks, yet I love being drunk.
*I love pot.
*I hate overly positive people.