Stuff that you're ashamed off....

[DSEZ]

1.i am ashamed of how i used to act and wish i could appologize to the people i was a dick to
2. i love all time low and i listen to alot of death metal
3.my best friend takes to his church and the church looks at me as a part of family but im a buddist
4.i have no emotions when people are crying or laughing or angry i just sit there with a straight face

 

[TriGGeR_HaPPy]

I've had washroom sex.

What the funken waggles is washroom sex?

It's sex. In, well... In the washroom.
:S

For me? My procrastination... I'm a little ashamed of it, but moreso just angry with myself for it. E.g. tonight, insteading of doing this assignment due soon that's worth 30% of my mark for one of my subjects, I've been watching Firefly, and just generally pottering about the internet.
You could definitely call me ashamed of it though. When people ask what I've been doing, I admit to procrastinating a little, but I also say I've made some progress on the assignment too... Which is just an outright lie.

 

[Dublin Solo]

I feel deep shame when I remember that I stood in line for more than an hour to watch Star Wars Episode I at midnight, on the premiere.

Damn... Looking back now, I should have just shot myself in the foot with a shotgun filled with rusted nails.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I've got a similar deal going on here. There's plenty of things about me that other people would probably think I should be ashamed of, but I'm not. I admit I tend to keep them to myself, but that's mainly because I'm a naturally private person and I don't want the hassle of dealing with people's reactions. Of course, on the Internet it's a bit easier. Here we go:

It's common sense to keep the things you should be ashamed of to yourself rather than letting everyone around you know. Things just get awkward with all your mates otherwise. The "too much information" rule applies both on the internet and in real life, but over the internet it's lessened a great deal as you'll most likely not encounter any of the people on this site.

1) I visit /d/ regularly. This should tell you everything you need to know about my tastes in porn. That custom title isn't just for show, you know.
2) I have willingly listened to and enjoyed a Miley Cyrus song.
3) I also love this [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0OBIAgdyFc].
4) I am this close to writing pornographic Skies of Arcadia fanfiction.

/d/ is awesome. Miley Cyrus is alright. That song was awesome. Never written anything, but I read fanfiction of the normal and erotic variety all the time. Hell, I probably read more fanfiction than I do actual books.

6) I really, really love Cardcaptors. The atrocious dub, not the original. Not for the loli. Not even in a so-bad-it's-good-haw-haw-look-how-postmodern-and-witty-I-am kind of way. I just love it wholeheartedly.

Spoiler: For those who don't know, this is what the main character looks like

Did I mention I am 21 years old and male?

I don't care about your other things, but...
Cardcaptors? The dubbed version...
[HEADING=1]YOU SHOULD FEEL ASHAMED![/HEADING]

There's a bunch of other crap but if I tried to list everything we'd be here all day. Plus there's some things I'd rather keep to myself even on the Internet.

True that. I didn't mention everything either because of the "too much information" rule. That and we'd be stuck here all day having a dick-waving contest over who has the least shame and most fucked-up mind

I really hope these two aren't related.

I'd never thought of that before. Hmmm...
*dramatic announcer voice* "Tune in to the "Ashamed" thread next week to hear of Alpha's tale of fapping in a handicapped toilet".

OK, I can't say I've ever done this or know whatever meme you're referencing but I laughed quite a lot. I salute you, good sir!

No meme. Well, at least I don't think there is. It's just something my brother and I decided to do whilst watching Crank one day. We both like Jason Statham movies and started shouting "JASON STATHAM!" for no real reason at all. We then took it a step further and did it while watching the third Transporter film in cinemas. It's even extended to being "WOLVERINE!" too when we saw the third X-Men movie. Other people in the cinema must have thought we were retarded or something.

 

[Reliq]

Arriving to a fancy dressparty in my gimpsuit.

 

[Scobie]

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[solec216]

I have alot issues I'm ashamed of in my life: take in to acct i was Naive when came to almost anything online yrs ago.

1. flirty with a woman multiple times on FFXI later rumored to be a MUCH older .. (late 40's)
2.being lured into a underground dominatrix club on the "thesimsonline" game. yea it as sleazy as it sounds.
3. lending my then neighbor 1 of my XXX films thinking he was my age (18) he looked damn near 20 standing 5'10 at 16!
4.i'm a fan of 2 britney songs, 2 creed songs, 3 marilyn manson songs, a few slipknot. that i still wont admit to liking
5. i used to watch the L word,
6. the bloodbath scene hostel 2 kinda gave me ideas how does it taste. (only for a brief moment)
7. I like the black bible & Ai Shimai Tsubomi... Kegashite Kudasai movies.

I listen to slipknot, I have no issue with that, I listen to manson but I will tell people I hate him, I think he is a twat... I dont know why I just get the feeling hes an asshole.

When I was 8ish I used the N word, I didnt know what it meant at the time, but I still feel terrible.

L word ? Can I have a hint what you are on about I dont know any offensive L words.

i meant *used to watch the L word. damn that was a big typo

 

[Loud Hawk]

1. I like Maroon 5
2. I love Mercenaries 2

 

[CarpathianMuffin]

1. Liking some yaoi.
2. Enjoying Cradle of Filth
3. Really enjoying Final Fantasy XIII in comparison with the past four games.
4. Finding Lady Gaga really attractive.

Mine aren't fun. ;-;

 

[Gardenia]

*I like the Harry Potter books.
*I listen to metal, rock, blues and classical music almost exclusively, but I enjoy Coolio's *Gangsta's Paradise.
*I have never managed to watch The Godfather without pausing for breaks.
*I secretly judge people who don't like pineapple or bell peppers on pizza.
* I watch Tarantino movies for the dialogue. When I have seen them alot, I often skip the violence parts.
* I don't like alcoholic drinks, yet I love being drunk.
*I love pot.
*I hate overly positive people.

 

[Connor Lonske]

I go to /b/ on occasion. Not that ashamed ether, bet I would be two years ago though.

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

I'm a guy and I have very little upper body strength

I am almost 18 pounds underweight

Age 18 and never been in a relationship due to no self confidence

I bottle up all my emotions and can sometimes seem as an unfeeling person

I am a lazy procrastinator and tend to slack on important things

Not a very social person

Short attention span

I have a little distrust and dislike for white people

 

[careful]

every single thing i do or say when im around other people

 

[CloakedOne]

I enjoy viewing the show "Pushing Daisies".

*buzzer noise* sorry, incorrect. that's a damned good show, nothing to be ashamed about there.

I am an English graduate student yet I often only skim a lot of the stuff that I read. Most if it is very boring yet I've gotten this far.

There is a 15 pound ridge of fat I wish I didn't have.

I'm ashamed that I'm a bit racist toward a certain group. I don't know why and I've been trying to shake it because I've discovered the joys of cultural relativism, but something about them lately just rubs me the wrong way. This certain ***** that I know really isn't helping, either.

I don't call or talk to my parents as often as I should now that I've moved away.

I like women that have atypical body types quite often (ie fat, muscular, or extremely tall). I find the skinny, regular women are not unattractive they're just not as attractive.

I find it difficult to take criticism sometimes. I find it upsetting and I have to prepare for it so that I'm not offended.

I'm way too defensive and this defensive paranoia leads me to misinterpret what I hear and lash out as a result.

I used to fence and now I don't. I'm not upset that I got out of it because although I enjoyed practicing it and everything, the club became more competitive and less about fun (in other words, moving toward a typical fencing club); the complication comes in because my friends still do it and I feel guilty about getting out whenever they mention it. It upsets me and makes me mad because I feel like they are moving on and getting better while I am stagnating. I quickly change the subject whenever it comes up.

that's all I can think of. Not a bad thread, I actually feel a little better admitting some of this, even if it's anonymously.

 

[MagnificentFiend]

1. I pissed away a whole year of university education because...
2. I'm lazy as fuck
3. I fancy girls way too easily. Talking to them and asking them out hasn't been a problem for
years but I can start to dwell on individuals fruitlessly like no-one's business.
4. I'm really impatient and snotty with Ma
5. I have an inferiority complex and give a massive shit about what people think of me.
6. I occasionally compensate for the above by being a right dickhead.

OK, some positives so as not to depress myself too much.

1. I'm a geek with muscles
2. I got into a really good university (now to knuckle down there...)
3. I have gone from being unable to talk to girls to having several good girl-friends (and the
odd girlfriend).

 

[Safaia]

I'm 24 and I have never been in a relationship, on a date or even kissed sober.

I live at home.

I dropped out of college.

I listen to Ke$ha willingly.

I visit celebrity gossip sites about as often as I go to gaming sites.

 

[Steppin Razor]

I don't think there's anything about me I should be ashamed of, so I'm not. Still, my friends don't need to know everything about me.

Should be ashamed being defined by what the majority of people think. Having no shame makes the both of us highly unqualified to make judgements on what people should and should not be ashamed of. Being a private person in real life, I keep that sort of thing to myself anyways. Also because I know it'd make everything all sorts of awkward amongst my friends who do feel shame. Pansies.

Actually, a couple of my meatspace friends do come on here occasionally. They're very unlikely to read this, but just in case: Hi Bob and Other Bob! I think they've had suspicions anyway ever since I revealed that I know what Cool Devices is.

That Bob situation sounds all sorts of confusing. I've never seen Cool Devices. Hell, until a couple minutes ago, I didn't even know what it was. Is it any good?

Woo! A fellow /d/eviant at last! We shall be bestest friends forever and ever!

There are a few around the site, along with a number of other users that visit other boards instead of /d/.

It is, isn't it?

Indeed.

Never read any fanfiction, but I do like to write. Anything I did write I wouldn't show to other people anyway. It would just be for my *cough* personal amusement.

I see. A noble goal to be sure.

And yet I don't. This not-giving-a-shit thing is great, isn't it?

It is good. I just really hate Cardcaptors because it's an abomination compared to the original Cardcaptor Sakura, which I quite like. Damn I hate that...thing...they made.

I think I'd probably win on that score. But then, you're probably thinking something similar.

We'll call it a draw then. Also, doing that will help to spare the minds of the other users around here.

I was more worried by the implication that you specifically seek out handicapped toilets to fap in.

Haha, fair enough. Set your mind at ease, I don't do that. If the handicapped toilet is available, I use it for normal bathroom purposes. It's larger, cleaner and I find amusement from the people that look at me funny for using it when I'm clearly not handicapped.

You shouted "Jason Statham!" every time he appeared in his own movie? Man, the other cinemagoers must have loved you.

And if there isn't a meme we should make it so! Spread the word! Convince all your friends to start shouting at movie stars and I shall do the same!

Well, not exactly every time he appeared. More like in scenes when he was doing awesome things. So after he did something awesome in his car and then got out, it was "JASON STATHAM!" And during fight scenes when he destroyed someone, "JASON STATHAM!" again.

It would make for an amusing thing to do every time he appeared, though.

In other "stuff I maybe should be ashamed of" news, earlier today, while getting a fork out of the drawer, I shouted "Well, fork me!" I then realised that there was no-one around and I was just shouting terrible puns at myself. Oh, and I went to the bank wearing my "Armadillo Dan's Roadkill Cafe!" T-shirt.

Heh, sounds fun.

 

[RIOgreatescapist]

I enjoy viewing the show "Pushing Daisies".

nothing to be ashamed about there.

Some might call chickflick and they might be right bro but I watch so you're just helping me out brozilla cheers

 

[Scobie]

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[DigitalSushi]

I'm 24 and I have never been in a relationship, on a date or even kissed sober.

Is this out of crippling shyness?, because your profile picture states you beautiful times pretty, in mathematical terms, that makes your Hotness squared.

I live at home.

Due to current housing prices a lot of 20 somethings still live at home, my next door neighbour has her 43 year old son living with her, and he's not your cliche'd basement dwelling fat geek from lets say "Die Hard 4.0".

I dropped out of college.

A lot of people do, nothing to be ashamed of.

I listen to Ke$ha willingly.

As do I, and Lady Gaga, its pop music done right.

I visit celebrity gossip sites about as often as I go to gaming sites.

That I don't understand, like from a social point of view, I remember a few years back when I told my friends I couldn't understand why Lionel Richies daughter had none of his features, seriously he's really ugly and she's rather cute (in a vapid blank eyed stare way) and they screamed at me that she's adopted, WHY DIDN'T I KNOW THAT?.