Stumped For D&D Character Ideas? How About This F#%&ing Random Generator!

[Agent 26]

I love this thing... so many crazy returns on my characters!! For sure going to use them in my next game(s)!!

 

[sageoftruth]

Some are hilariously contradicting:

ENTHUSIASTIC HALF-ELF BARD FROM THE SLAVE FIGHTING PITS WHO CAN'T STAND THE SIGHT OF BLOOD

PLAIN-SPEAKING ELF MONK FROM A SUPER RELIGIOUS UPBRINGING WHO WAS RAISED BY WOLVES

I'm actually a bit stuck for a character I have to make for a new campaign, and I think I'm just gonna spam this and pick something funny.

I wonder what Gods the wolves worship.