Stupid Instructions

[fenderstrat]

I was going to make some burritos, and got out the wraps for them. On the packet, I saw a large warning label on it saying "Warning! Product becomes hot when heated!".
So, the question I pose to you is, what is the stupidest instructions/warning labels you have found on products?
EDIT: Sorry, didn't mean to put it in gaming discussion

this is actually an important label. i know someone who heated something in the microwave, got burn and sued the company successfully because the product didnt have that label.

 

[shadyh8er]

Whenever I see a stupid warning label, I always think to myself "Good God, that means someone has actually done this!"

OT: I hate it when instruction manuals tell you how to do something that's common sense. i.e. how to fasten your seat belt on a plane, or my favorite, how to turn on your console. I could just imagine: "Yay! I finally got my [insert console name here]! Wait a minute....HOW DO I TURN IT ON?! NOOOOOOO!"

 

[shadyh8er]

dammit, posted twice.

 

[skitzo van]

On the side of poptarts boxes, they demonstrate how to put the poptarts into the toaster, and how to operate the toaster (here's a hint, push the switch down)

 

[ilspooner]

I was going to make some burritos, and got out the wraps for them. On the packet, I saw a large warning label on it saying "Warning! Product becomes hot when heated!".
So, the question I pose to you is, what is the stupidest instructions/warning labels you have found on products?
EDIT: Sorry, didn't mean to put it in gaming discussion

this is actually an important label. i know someone who heated something in the microwave, got burn and sued the company successfully because the product didnt have that label.

Well I did not know that. Thank you for telling me this, so I may be more intelligent. Still seems kinda stupid though, but whatever.

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I think my airsoft gun was made by someone new to English. On the side it says "Do not point at the creature" What is "The Creature" it is referring to? Is it a monster sent by the company that will get me while I sleep?