Stupid Question, Stupid Answer.

[Ren3004]

He didn't know me, he thought I'd tell him they were made from sand. Oh, and thanks for the towel.


What did he have for breakfast? Ewwww....

 

[Azraellod]

A roast onion.

Why does his breath smell really bad?

 

[Ren3004]

Because he had a roast onion for breakfast.


Is this love that I'm feeling?

 

[Azraellod]

No, it's a dagger in your back.

How could you mistake love for the pain caused by being stabbed in the back?

 

[Ren3004]

Because in both cases I'll end up with my heart broken.


Why don't girls like me?
[sub]Is it the chloroform? It's the chloroform isn't it?[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not all girls dislike you. Try growing that beard though.

Can i have my dagger back?

 

[Ren3004]

[sub]Oh, good. For a moment I thought I'd have to get rid of the chloroform.[/sub]
No, it's mine! MINE!


Don't you remember giving it to me?

 

[Azraellod]

All right, but only if you don't stab me again.
You're not. I taped your eyes shut for a joke.

Why cant you take a joke?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I lack the ability to take jokes when i can't see. Sorry about that.

Why is my head bleeding?

 

[Azraellod]

I hit it with a hammer to make it bleed in an effort to dye your hair red.

Why didn't that work?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm brunette, That would only work if i was blonde.

Why did you want to dye my hair in the first place?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I'm a tosser.

Why must you taunt me with words? And shotgun blasts?

 

[Azraellod]

Me. I threw someone out of them, then forgot to close them.

Why didn't you remind me to close them?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because you threw me out of them.

Why am I such a tosser?

 

[Azraellod]

Because everyone hates you.

Why wont this window shut?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because i nailed it open.

Why do you want to close it?

 

[Azraellod]

It's cold in here.

Why do you like this room to be so cold?

 

[COR 2000]

It's the natural habitats for our hearts.

Speaking of which, why are you Rushing Rush Limbaugh with a rush army pitbulls after he rushed you with rushing tanks?

 

[SteakHeart]

Because I have yet to deploy a Zerg Rush.

What is love?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

It's an emotional connection to someone/something, it's also expensive.[sub] (Baby don't hurt me, Don't hurt me no more)[/sub]

What's that outside my window?